Prom Date

Iceman · 10-22-2008, 06:53 AM

Jim Bob and Julie Sue were twins who couldn't find dates to the prom. So Julie Sue asked Jim Bob to go with her.
Jim Bob said, "No, you're my sister, that's gross."
Julie Sue said, "Come on. Promise me if you can't find another date, you'll take me." So Jim Bob said okay.
Well, Jim Bob couldn't find a date so he went with Julie Sue. They were just standing by the punch bowl, and Julie Sue asked Jim Bob to dance. Jim Bob said, "No, you're my sister, that's gross."
Julie Sue said, "Come on. It'll be fun."
So Jim Bob said okay, and they had a great time. After the dance, Julie Sue asked Jim Bob to take her to Makeout Hill.
Jim Bob said, "No, you're my sister, it would be gross."
Julie Sue said, "We'll just talk, we don't talk anymore."
So Jim Bob said okay. They were at Makeout Hill talking, when Julie Sue moved to the backseat.
Julie Sue said, "Come on, Jim Bob, take me."
Jim Bob didn't argue.
When he moved on top of her, Julie Sue murmured, "You're a lot bigger than dad."
Jim Bob said back, "I know. Mom told me last night."

Huggies · 10-22-2008, 10:24 AM

Nothing like keeping it in the family..LOL.

Iceman · 10-22-2008, 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Huggies

Nothing like keeping it in the family..LOL.

Always heard that incest is best, but think I will pass on that..lol

Huggies · 10-22-2008, 08:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Iceman

Always heard that incest is best, but think I will pass on that..lol

I'm with you babe..

brilor · 10-23-2008, 08:13 AM

Incest is best kept in the family I say!

Iceman · 10-23-2008, 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Huggies

I'm with you babe..

You can be with me anytime...Sure glad we are not kin...

Iceman · 10-23-2008, 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by brilor

Incest is best kept in the family I say!

Yep, I think it would be considered a family matter..lol

**squirt** · 10-23-2008, 01:58 PM

I still don't know what to say lol

Iceman · 10-24-2008, 08:09 AM

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Originally Posted by squirt

I still don't know what to say lol

I will say that I am glad you are not my sister or there would be incest in my family...lol You can be my kissing cousin though..

Huggies · 10-25-2008, 09:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Iceman

You can be with me anytime...Sure glad we are not kin...

I so agree that we aren't kin babe..lol.

10-22-2008, 06:53 AM	#1 (permalink)
Iceman Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Texas Posts: 15,847 Rep Power: 1380	Prom Date Jim Bob and Julie Sue were twins who couldn't find dates to the prom. So Julie Sue asked Jim Bob to go with her. Jim Bob said, "No, you're my sister, that's gross." Julie Sue said, "Come on. Promise me if you can't find another date, you'll take me." So Jim Bob said okay. Well, Jim Bob couldn't find a date so he went with Julie Sue. They were just standing by the punch bowl, and Julie Sue asked Jim Bob to dance. Jim Bob said, "No, you're my sister, that's gross." Julie Sue said, "Come on. It'll be fun." So Jim Bob said okay, and they had a great time. After the dance, Julie Sue asked Jim Bob to take her to Makeout Hill. Jim Bob said, "No, you're my sister, it would be gross." Julie Sue said, "We'll just talk, we don't talk anymore." So Jim Bob said okay. They were at Makeout Hill talking, when Julie Sue moved to the backseat. Julie Sue said, "Come on, Jim Bob, take me." Jim Bob didn't argue. When he moved on top of her, Julie Sue murmured, "You're a lot bigger than dad." Jim Bob said back, "I know. Mom told me last night." __________________

10-22-2008, 10:24 AM	#2 (permalink)
Huggies Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Ontario,Canada Posts: 9,912 Rep Power: 615	Nothing like keeping it in the family..LOL. __________________

10-23-2008, 01:58 PM	#8 (permalink)
squirt Super Moderator Join Date: May 2004 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 263,193 Rep Power: 100	I still don't know what to say lol __________________

10-23-2008, 08:13 AM	#5 (permalink)
brilor Jokaroo VIP Status Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: In between the devil and the deep blue sea! Posts: 53,147 Rep Power: 2154	Incest is best kept in the family I say!