The Three Nuns

ern59 · 10-23-2008, 12:47 PM

THREE NUNS WERE ATTENDING A CUBS BASEBALL GAME..
THREE MEN WERE SITTING DIRECTLY BEHIND..
BECAUSE THEIR HABITS WERE PARTIALLY BLOCKING THE VIEW, THE MEN DECIDED TO BADGER THE NUNS HOPING THAT THEY'D GET ANNOYED ENOUGH TO MOVE TO ANOTHER AREA..
IN A VERY LOUD VOICE, THE FIRST GUY SAID, "I THINK I'M GOING TO MOVE TO UTAH.. THERE ARE ONLY 100 NUNS LIVING THERE.."
THEN THE SECOND GUY SPOKE UP AND SAID, "I WANT TO GO TO MONTANA.. THERE ARE ONLY 5O NUNS LIVING THERE.."
THE THIRD GUY SAID, "I WANT TO GO TO IDAHO.. THERE ARE ONLY 25 NUNS LIVING THERE.."
ONE OF THE NUNS TURNED AROUND, LOOKED AT THE MEN, AND IN A VERY SWEET AND CALM VOICE SAID, "WHY DON'T YOU GO TO HELL .. THERE AREN'T ANY NUNS THERE!"

**squirt** · 10-23-2008, 12:51 PM

Amen! lol

doulfins11 · 10-23-2008, 12:53 PM

u go girl..lol

Huggies · 10-23-2008, 01:48 PM

I think they were just told where to go..LOL.

brilor · 10-24-2008, 06:05 AM

And how do they know that?

10-23-2008, 12:47 PM	#1 (permalink)
ern59 Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Tacoma Wa Posts: 334 Rep Power: 104	The Three Nuns THREE NUNS WERE ATTENDING A CUBS BASEBALL GAME.. THREE MEN WERE SITTING DIRECTLY BEHIND.. BECAUSE THEIR HABITS WERE PARTIALLY BLOCKING THE VIEW, THE MEN DECIDED TO BADGER THE NUNS HOPING THAT THEY'D GET ANNOYED ENOUGH TO MOVE TO ANOTHER AREA.. IN A VERY LOUD VOICE, THE FIRST GUY SAID, "I THINK I'M GOING TO MOVE TO UTAH.. THERE ARE ONLY 100 NUNS LIVING THERE.." THEN THE SECOND GUY SPOKE UP AND SAID, "I WANT TO GO TO MONTANA.. THERE ARE ONLY 5O NUNS LIVING THERE.." THE THIRD GUY SAID, "I WANT TO GO TO IDAHO.. THERE ARE ONLY 25 NUNS LIVING THERE.." ONE OF THE NUNS TURNED AROUND, LOOKED AT THE MEN, AND IN A VERY SWEET AND CALM VOICE SAID, "WHY DON'T YOU GO TO HELL .. THERE AREN'T ANY NUNS THERE!" __________________

10-23-2008, 12:51 PM	#2 (permalink)
squirt Super Moderator Join Date: May 2004 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 263,188 Rep Power: 100	Amen! lol __________________

10-23-2008, 12:53 PM	#3 (permalink)
doulfins11 Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Tx Posts: 5,201 Rep Power: 169	u go girl..lol __________________

10-23-2008, 01:48 PM	#4 (permalink)
Huggies Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Ontario,Canada Posts: 9,910 Rep Power: 615	I think they were just told where to go..LOL. __________________

10-24-2008, 06:05 AM	#5 (permalink)
brilor Jokaroo VIP Status Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: In between the devil and the deep blue sea! Posts: 53,147 Rep Power: 2154	And how do they know that?