Pinocchio, Snow White, & Superman

Iceman · 10-24-2008, 08:23 AM

Pinocchio, Snow White and Superman are walking in the street when they come across a sign: "Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world." "I am entering," said Snow White. After half an hour she comes out and they ask her, "Well, how was it?" " First Place ", said Snow White.

They continue walking and they see a sign: "Contest for the strongest man in the world." "I'm entering," says Superman and after half an hour he returns and they ask him, "How was it?" " First Place ," answers Superman.

They continue walking when they see a sign: "Contest! Who is the greatest liar in the world?" Pinocchio enters. After half an hour he returns with tears in his eyes. "What happened?" they asked.

"Who IS this Obama guy anyway?" asked Pinocchio.

brilor · 10-26-2008, 07:47 AM

Good job John McCain didn't enter he would have been 3rd!

Iceman · 10-26-2008, 08:19 AM

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Originally Posted by brilor

Good job John McCain didn't enter he would have been 3rd!

All politicians would be at the top of the list...

crhend · 10-26-2008, 09:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Iceman

All politicians would be at the top of the list...

Followed closely by all the lawyers! (Or at least the divorce lawyers)

Iceman · 10-26-2008, 02:00 PM

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Originally Posted by crhend

Followed closely by all the lawyers! (Or at least the divorce lawyers)

They are all crooked...

10-24-2008, 08:23 AM	#1 (permalink)
Iceman Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Texas Posts: 15,846 Rep Power: 1380	Pinocchio, Snow White, & Superman Pinocchio, Snow White and Superman are walking in the street when they come across a sign: "Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world." "I am entering," said Snow White. After half an hour she comes out and they ask her, "Well, how was it?" " First Place ", said Snow White. They continue walking and they see a sign: "Contest for the strongest man in the world." "I'm entering," says Superman and after half an hour he returns and they ask him, "How was it?" " First Place ," answers Superman. They continue walking when they see a sign: "Contest! Who is the greatest liar in the world?" Pinocchio enters. After half an hour he returns with tears in his eyes. "What happened?" they asked. "Who IS this Obama guy anyway?" asked Pinocchio. __________________

10-26-2008, 07:47 AM	#2 (permalink)
brilor Jokaroo VIP Status Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: In between the devil and the deep blue sea! Posts: 53,147 Rep Power: 2154	Good job John McCain didn't enter he would have been 3rd!