Cider.

brilor · 10-26-2008, 08:07 AM

A little girl came running into the house bawling her eyes out and cradling her hand: "Mummy, quick! Get me a glass of cider!" she wailed.
"Why do you want a glass of cider?" asked her mum.
"I cut my hand on a thorn, and I want the pain to go away!"
Confused, but weary of the child's whining, the mother obliged and poured her a glass of cider. The little girl immediately dunked her hand in it.
"Ouch! It still hurts! This cider doesn't work!" she whined.
"What are you talking about?" asked mum, "What ever made you think that cider would ease your pain?"
"Well, I overheard my big sister say that whenever she gets a prick in her hand, she can't wait to get it in cider"

Iceman · 10-26-2008, 08:24 AM

I am looking for big sister....

crhend · 10-26-2008, 09:25 AM

I keep looking for the big sister, haven't found her yet.

**squirt** · 10-26-2008, 04:00 PM

hubby's always asking to soak it in cider ... lol

10-26-2008, 08:07 AM	#1 (permalink)
brilor Jokaroo VIP Status Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: In between the devil and the deep blue sea! Posts: 53,147 Rep Power: 2154	Cider. A little girl came running into the house bawling her eyes out and cradling her hand: "Mummy, quick! Get me a glass of cider!" she wailed. "Why do you want a glass of cider?" asked her mum. "I cut my hand on a thorn, and I want the pain to go away!" Confused, but weary of the child's whining, the mother obliged and poured her a glass of cider. The little girl immediately dunked her hand in it. "Ouch! It still hurts! This cider doesn't work!" she whined. "What are you talking about?" asked mum, "What ever made you think that cider would ease your pain?" "Well, I overheard my big sister say that whenever she gets a prick in her hand, she can't wait to get it in cider" __________________ {Thanks Sexy Sadie}

10-26-2008, 08:24 AM	#2 (permalink)
Iceman Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Texas Posts: 15,845 Rep Power: 1380	I am looking for big sister.... __________________

10-26-2008, 04:00 PM	#4 (permalink)
squirt Super Moderator Join Date: May 2004 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 263,190 Rep Power: 100	hubby's always asking to soak it in cider ... lol __________________

10-26-2008, 09:25 AM	#3 (permalink)
crhend Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Camden Twp. Ohio Posts: 2,543 Rep Power: 379	I keep looking for the big sister, haven't found her yet.