A census taker.......

LAWRENCE · 10-28-2008, 07:33 PM

A census taker in a rural area went up to a
farmhouse and knocked. When a woman
came to the door, he asked her how many
children she had and their ages.

She said, "Les' see now, there's the twins,
Sally and Billy, they're eighteen. And the twins,
Seth & Beth, they're sixteen. And the twins,
Penny and Jenny, they're fourteen---- "

"Hold on!" said the census taker, "Did you
get twins every time?"

The woman answered, "Heck no, there were
hundreds of times we didn't get nothin'."

**squirt** · 10-28-2008, 07:35 PM

and what a blessing that was! lol

10-28-2008, 07:33 PM	#1 (permalink)
LAWRENCE Senior Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: VANCOUVER ISLAND CANADA Posts: 6,387 Rep Power: 661	A census taker....... A census taker in a rural area went up to a farmhouse and knocked. When a woman came to the door, he asked her how many children she had and their ages. She said, "Les' see now, there's the twins, Sally and Billy, they're eighteen. And the twins, Seth & Beth, they're sixteen. And the twins, Penny and Jenny, they're fourteen---- " "Hold on!" said the census taker, "Did you get twins every time?" The woman answered, "Heck no, there were hundreds of times we didn't get nothin'." __________________ ******************

10-28-2008, 07:35 PM	#2 (permalink)
squirt Super Moderator Join Date: May 2004 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 263,190 Rep Power: 100	and what a blessing that was! lol __________________