An Older Mother......

LAWRENCE · 10-29-2008, 12:05 PM

A 75-year-old woman had a baby and when she returned from the hospital, her friends visited her to see the new baby.
She invited them in and told them they could see the baby after having a cup of tea. After tea, they asked again, but she fobbed them off by telling them she wanted to talk some more.
Eventually, they got impatient and insisted they see the child, but she told them they would have to wait until the baby cried.
"Why?" they asked.
"Because I've forgotten where I left it!"

**squirt** · 10-29-2008, 12:07 PM

bless her heart lol

10-29-2008, 12:05 PM	#1 (permalink)
LAWRENCE Senior Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: VANCOUVER ISLAND CANADA Posts: 6,387 Rep Power: 661	An Older Mother...... A 75-year-old woman had a baby and when she returned from the hospital, her friends visited her to see the new baby. She invited them in and told them they could see the baby after having a cup of tea. After tea, they asked again, but she fobbed them off by telling them she wanted to talk some more. Eventually, they got impatient and insisted they see the child, but she told them they would have to wait until the baby cried. "Why?" they asked. "Because I've forgotten where I left it!" __________________ ******************

10-29-2008, 12:07 PM	#2 (permalink)
squirt Super Moderator Join Date: May 2004 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 263,189 Rep Power: 100	bless her heart lol __________________