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Old 10-31-2008, 07:39 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Red face Small problem.

This couple has been dating for about four months, but the guy had been afraid of making any sexual advances because of his tiny organ.

Finally, he gets up his courage and takes her to a secluded spot in his car. While they are kissing, he opens his zipper and guides her hand onto his penis.

"No thanks," the girl says. "You know I don't smoke."
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Old 10-31-2008, 09:10 AM   #2 (permalink)
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lmao now that's an ego blow lol
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Thus the beginning of the first male nun...lol
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Old 10-31-2008, 09:13 AM   #4 (permalink)
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lmao now that's an ego blow lol
His ego is probably the only thing that is gonna get blowed..lol
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Old 10-31-2008, 09:14 AM   #5 (permalink)
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He should count his lucky stars that she didn't light it..lol
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Old 10-31-2008, 12:01 PM   #6 (permalink)
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she could still puff on it a bit ... lol
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