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Old 10-31-2008, 11:54 AM   #1 (permalink)
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When I went to get my driver's license renewed, our local motor-vehicle bureau was packed. The line inched along for almost an hour until the man ahead of me finally got his license. He inspected his photo for a moment and commented to the clerk, "I was standing in line so long, I ended up looking pretty grouchy in this picture." The clerk looked at his picture closely. "It's okay," he reassured the man: "That's how you're going to look when the cops pull you over anyway."



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Old 10-31-2008, 11:56 AM   #2 (permalink)
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well? lol there's some truth to that lol
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Old 11-01-2008, 05:17 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Yep sounds about right!
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