Cranky Druggist .....

LAWRENCE · 10-31-2008, 11:57 AM

Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained, "It's the druggist! He insulted me terribly this morning on the phone."

Immediately the husband drove downtown to accost the druggist and demand an apology. Before he could say more than a word or two, the druggist told him, "Now, just a minute, listen to my side of it. This morning the alarm failed to go off, so I was late getting up. I went without breakfast and hurried out to the car, but I'll be darned if I didn't lock the house with both house and car keys inside. I had to break a window to get my keys.

"Driving a little too fast, I got a speeding ticket. Then, about three blocks from the store I had a flat tire.

"When I finally got to the store there was a bunch of people waiting for me to open up. I got the store opened and started waiting on these people, and all the time the darn phone was ringing its head off.

"Then I had to break a roll of nickels against the cash register drawer to make change, and they spilled all over the floor. I got down on my hands and knees to pick up the nickels - the phone is still ringing - when I came up I cracked my head on the open cash drawer, which made me stagger back against a showcase with a bunch of perfume bottles on it, and half of them hit the floor and broke.

"The phone is still ringing with no let up, and I finally got back to answer it. It was your wife -- she wanted to know how to use a rectal thermometer. "Well, Mister, I told her!"

**squirt** · 10-31-2008, 11:59 AM

where else would one put a rectal thermometer? lol

buttercups · 10-31-2008, 12:30 PM

LOL! He was just being helpful!

A4tun8Lady · 11-01-2008, 09:12 PM

too cute

**SpiderWeb** · 11-03-2008, 07:20 PM

lol .... well that is the only logical spot ... oral - mouth ---

lil_ms_grouch712003 · 11-05-2008, 07:37 AM

10-31-2008, 11:57 AM	#1 (permalink)
LAWRENCE Senior Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: VANCOUVER ISLAND CANADA Posts: 6,387 Rep Power: 661	Cranky Druggist ..... Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained, "It's the druggist! He insulted me terribly this morning on the phone." Immediately the husband drove downtown to accost the druggist and demand an apology. Before he could say more than a word or two, the druggist told him, "Now, just a minute, listen to my side of it. This morning the alarm failed to go off, so I was late getting up. I went without breakfast and hurried out to the car, but I'll be darned if I didn't lock the house with both house and car keys inside. I had to break a window to get my keys. "Driving a little too fast, I got a speeding ticket. Then, about three blocks from the store I had a flat tire. "When I finally got to the store there was a bunch of people waiting for me to open up. I got the store opened and started waiting on these people, and all the time the darn phone was ringing its head off. "Then I had to break a roll of nickels against the cash register drawer to make change, and they spilled all over the floor. I got down on my hands and knees to pick up the nickels - the phone is still ringing - when I came up I cracked my head on the open cash drawer, which made me stagger back against a showcase with a bunch of perfume bottles on it, and half of them hit the floor and broke. "The phone is still ringing with no let up, and I finally got back to answer it. It was your wife -- she wanted to know how to use a rectal thermometer. "Well, Mister, I told her!" __________________ ******************

10-31-2008, 11:59 AM	#2 (permalink)
squirt Super Moderator Join Date: May 2004 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 263,191 Rep Power: 100	where else would one put a rectal thermometer? lol __________________

10-31-2008, 12:30 PM	#3 (permalink)
buttercups Jokaroo Enthusiast Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in my own world Posts: 22,890 Rep Power: 2842	LOL! He was just being helpful! __________________

11-05-2008, 07:37 AM	#6 (permalink)
lil_ms_grouch712003 Jokaroo VIP Status Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: ~~In Love,Peace & Happiness~~ Posts: 132,554 Rep Power: 5567	__________________

11-01-2008, 09:12 PM	#4 (permalink)
A4tun8Lady Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Ca. Posts: 174 Rep Power: 106	too cute

11-03-2008, 07:20 PM	#5 (permalink)
SpiderWeb Moderator Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Far, Far Away ... the Queen has corrupted me.... Posts: 35,783 Rep Power: 3861	lol .... well that is the only logical spot ... oral - mouth ---