What's taking so long..........

LAWRENCE · 11-02-2008, 11:44 AM

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A guy stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity; looking up,
looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and
speed. Driving his partner nuts. Finally his exasperated partner says,
"What's taking so long? Hit the blasted ball!"
The guy answers, "My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse. I
want to make this a perfect shot."
"Forget it, man! You don't stand a chance of hitting her from here!"

**squirt** · 11-02-2008, 11:50 AM

ya never know till you try! lol

**SpiderWeb** · 11-03-2008, 07:14 PM

lol ... try as he might ....

11-02-2008, 11:44 AM	#1 (permalink)
LAWRENCE Senior Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: VANCOUVER ISLAND CANADA Posts: 6,387 Rep Power: 661	What's taking so long.......... ********************* A guy stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity; looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed. Driving his partner nuts. Finally his exasperated partner says, "What's taking so long? Hit the blasted ball!" The guy answers, "My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse. I want to make this a perfect shot." "Forget it, man! You don't stand a chance of hitting her from here!" __________________ ****************

11-02-2008, 11:50 AM	#2 (permalink)
squirt Super Moderator Join Date: May 2004 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 263,180 Rep Power: 100	ya never know till you try! lol __________________

11-03-2008, 07:14 PM	#3 (permalink)
SpiderWeb Moderator Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Far, Far Away ... the Queen has corrupted me.... Posts: 35,781 Rep Power: 3861	lol ... try as he might ....