Old Lady.

stevent222 · 11-02-2008, 07:18 PM

The Old Lady....

A little old lady is trudging down the street, dragging two large plastic garbage bags.

Every once in a while a piece of currency slips through a tear in one of the bags.

Noticing this, a policeman stops her. 'Ma'am, $20 bills are falling out of your bag.'

'Oh, really? Darn!' says the little old lady. 'I'd better go back and see if I can collect them. Thanks for the warning!'

'Well, now, not so fast,' says the cop. 'How did you get all that money?' He arches an eyebrow and asks teasingly, 'You didn't steal it, did you?'

'Oh, no!' says the little old lady. 'You see, my back yard is right up against the parking lot of the football stadium. Each time there's a game, a lot of fans pee through the fence right into my flower beds! So, I go and stand behind the bushes with my hedge clipper, and every time someone sticks his thingy through the fence, I grab hold of it and holler 'Twenty dollars or off it comes!''

'That seems only fair,' laughs the cop. 'Okay, good luck! By the way, what's in the other bag?'

'Well, not everybody pays

**squirt** · 11-02-2008, 07:25 PM

hey, at least she's a woman of her word! lol

ern59 · 11-02-2008, 07:27 PM

LMAO....guess it would be wise to pay up. Ouch.

stevent222 · 11-02-2008, 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by squirt

hey, at least she's a woman of her word! lol

All I've got to say is: "

!"

**squirt** · 11-02-2008, 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stevent222

All I've got to say is: "

!"

well worth $20 to keep it, don'tcha think? lol

lil_ms_grouch712003 · 11-05-2008, 07:38 AM

11-02-2008, 07:18 PM	#1 (permalink)
stevent222 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Hemet, CA. 92544 zip Posts: 13,411 Blog Entries: 5 Rep Power: 840	Old Lady. The Old Lady.... A little old lady is trudging down the street, dragging two large plastic garbage bags. Every once in a while a piece of currency slips through a tear in one of the bags. Noticing this, a policeman stops her. 'Ma'am, $20 bills are falling out of your bag.' 'Oh, really? Darn!' says the little old lady. 'I'd better go back and see if I can collect them. Thanks for the warning!' 'Well, now, not so fast,' says the cop. 'How did you get all that money?' He arches an eyebrow and asks teasingly, 'You didn't steal it, did you?' 'Oh, no!' says the little old lady. 'You see, my back yard is right up against the parking lot of the football stadium. Each time there's a game, a lot of fans pee through the fence right into my flower beds! So, I go and stand behind the bushes with my hedge clipper, and every time someone sticks his thingy through the fence, I grab hold of it and holler 'Twenty dollars or off it comes!'' 'That seems only fair,' laughs the cop. 'Okay, good luck! By the way, what's in the other bag?' 'Well, not everybody pays __________________

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squirt Super Moderator Join Date: May 2004 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 263,188 Rep Power: 100	hey, at least she's a woman of her word! lol __________________

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ern59 Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Tacoma Wa Posts: 334 Rep Power: 104	LMAO....guess it would be wise to pay up. Ouch. __________________

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