Little Indian Boy

GhostWhisper · 11-05-2008, 04:40 AM

One day a little indian boy walked up to the chief and said "Me ready for women."

The chief said "Before you can have a real women, you must go into the woods and practice on the trees for three days"

The Indian boy said "Ok," and went off into the woods.

Three days later, he returns and says "Me ready for women."

The Indian cheif says "Pick out any woman you want and take her inside the teepee."

The boy picked a women, escorted her into the teepee and said "Take off all your clothes, bend over and grab your ankles." The women asked "Why?", but the boy told her to just to bend over.

The women bent over, and the boy kicked her in the ass. "Why the hell did you do that?" she asked.

"Just checking for bees." replied the boy.

brilor · 11-05-2008, 06:07 AM

Don't think he wants stung again!

**squirt** · 11-05-2008, 02:37 PM

don't worry ... bee happy lol

stevent222 · 11-05-2008, 03:45 PM

LOL!
Being brought up in Wisconsin I always checked for squirrels so know what he means.

Vinnie · 11-05-2008, 04:53 PM

Were you so lonesome you wanted to find a squirrel?

ern59 · 11-05-2008, 05:32 PM

It's good to see the young fella practicing "safe sex".

GhostWhisper · 11-05-2008, 10:16 PM

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Originally Posted by stevent222

LOL!
Being brought up in Wisconsin I always checked for squirrels so know what he means.

Squirrels??????? Is there any thing you would like to share.......LOL

crhend · 11-05-2008, 10:51 PM

What's that line? " You can take Salem out of the country, but..." lmbo

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GhostWhisper Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Texas Posts: 1,599 Rep Power: 957	Little Indian Boy One day a little indian boy walked up to the chief and said "Me ready for women." The chief said "Before you can have a real women, you must go into the woods and practice on the trees for three days" The Indian boy said "Ok," and went off into the woods. Three days later, he returns and says "Me ready for women." The Indian cheif says "Pick out any woman you want and take her inside the teepee." The boy picked a women, escorted her into the teepee and said "Take off all your clothes, bend over and grab your ankles." The women asked "Why?", but the boy told her to just to bend over. The women bent over, and the boy kicked her in the ass. "Why the hell did you do that?" she asked. "Just checking for bees." replied the boy.

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squirt Super Moderator Join Date: May 2004 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 355,740 Rep Power: 8572	don't worry ... bee happy lol __________________

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stevent222 Jokaroo Enthusiast Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Hemet, CA. 92544 zip Posts: 30,358 Blog Entries: 11 Rep Power: 3005	LOL! Being brought up in Wisconsin I always checked for squirrels so know what he means. __________________

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ern59 Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Tacoma Wa Posts: 345 Rep Power: 108	It's good to see the young fella practicing "safe sex". __________________

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