A dog story!

[brilor]

A real story (apparently) by a Man who was standing in a queue in
> > Walmart!
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> > I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Winalot in Walmart and was
> > standing in the queue at the till.
> >
> > A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
> >
> > On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Winalot Diet again,
> > although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last
> > time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care
> > ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
> >
> > I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that it
> > works is to load your trouser pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply
> > eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is
> > nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
> >
> >
> > I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was by now
> > enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.
> >
> > Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition
> > because I had been poisoned. I told her no, it was because I'd been
> > sitting in the road licking my balls and a car hit me.
> >
> > I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so
> > hard as he staggered out the door.
> >
> > Stupid cow..........why else would I buy dog food??

[squirt]

now that's thinkin' on one's feet! lmao

[ern59]

LMAO.....now that one is funny, I don't care who ya are.