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Theese are true signs found all over New Orleans, on businesses, vehicals, etc....
1. Sign over a Gynecologist's office: "Dr. Jones at your cervix!" 2. In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels." 3. On a septic tank truck: "Yesterday's Meals On Wheels". 4. On a plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed." 5. On another plumber's truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber." 6. At a tire store: "Invite us to your next blowout." 7. On an electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts." 8. On a Maternity Room door: "Push. Push. Push." 9. On a fence: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!" 10. At a radiator shop: "Best place in town to take a leak."
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