outdoor sex danger

anna_hun · 11-21-2008, 06:00 AM

A trucker who had driven his fully loaded rig to the top of a steep hill and was just starting down the equally steep other side when he noticed a man and a woman lying in the center road, making love. He blew his air horn several times as he was bearing down on them. Realizing that they were not about to get out of his way he slammed on his brakes and stopped just inches from them.

Getting out of the cab, madder than hell, the trucker walked to the front of the cab and looked down at the two, still in the road, and yelled, "What the hell's the matter with you two? Didn't you hear me blowing the horn? You could've been killed!"

The man on the highway, obviously satisfied and not too concerned, looked up and said, "Look, I was coming, she was coming, and you were coming. You were the only one with brakes."

brilor · 11-21-2008, 08:02 AM

Coulda been the last time they were coming!

Iceman · 11-21-2008, 09:32 AM

If the brakes hadn't been good, they would be going..

anna_hun · 11-21-2008, 09:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iceman

If the brakes hadn't been good, they would be going..

LMBO..

ninab112003 · 11-21-2008, 10:10 AM

OMG. lol. sometimes u just cant stop.

**squirt** · 11-21-2008, 11:37 AM

I guess it is possible to come and go at the same time ... lol

ern59 · 11-21-2008, 11:42 AM

LOL...if the brakes failed, at least they'd die happy.

Wouldn't sex on hard asphalt be somewhat uncomfortable?

11-21-2008, 06:00 AM	#1 (permalink)
anna_hun Jokaroo Enthusiast Join Date: May 2004 Location: In my own world, but its ok, they know me here! Posts: 33,840 Rep Power: 2821	outdoor sex danger A trucker who had driven his fully loaded rig to the top of a steep hill and was just starting down the equally steep other side when he noticed a man and a woman lying in the center road, making love. He blew his air horn several times as he was bearing down on them. Realizing that they were not about to get out of his way he slammed on his brakes and stopped just inches from them. Getting out of the cab, madder than hell, the trucker walked to the front of the cab and looked down at the two, still in the road, and yelled, "What the hell's the matter with you two? Didn't you hear me blowing the horn? You could've been killed!" The man on the highway, obviously satisfied and not too concerned, looked up and said, "Look, I was coming, she was coming, and you were coming. You were the only one with brakes." __________________

11-21-2008, 09:32 AM	#3 (permalink)
Iceman Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Texas Posts: 15,845 Rep Power: 1380	If the brakes hadn't been good, they would be going.. __________________

11-21-2008, 10:10 AM	#5 (permalink)
ninab112003 Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Kansas, USA Posts: 324 Rep Power: 150	OMG. lol. sometimes u just cant stop. __________________

11-21-2008, 11:37 AM	#6 (permalink)
squirt Super Moderator Join Date: May 2004 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 263,190 Rep Power: 100	I guess it is possible to come and go at the same time ... lol __________________

11-21-2008, 11:42 AM	#7 (permalink)
ern59 Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Tacoma Wa Posts: 334 Rep Power: 104	LOL...if the brakes failed, at least they'd die happy. Wouldn't sex on hard asphalt be somewhat uncomfortable? __________________

11-21-2008, 08:02 AM	#2 (permalink)
brilor Jokaroo VIP Status Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: In between the devil and the deep blue sea! Posts: 53,147 Rep Power: 2154	Coulda been the last time they were coming!