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    Wink 7 varieties of sex.

    The 1st kind of sex is called ... Smurf Sex.
    This kind of sex happens when you first meet
    someone and you both have sex until you are
    blue in the face.

    The 2nd kind of sex is called ... Kitchen Sex.
    This is when you have been with your partner for
    a short time and you are so needy you will have
    sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

    The 3rd kind of sex is called ... Bedroom Sex.
    This is when you have been with your partner for a
    long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you
    usually have sex only in your bedroom.

    The 4th kind of sex is called ... Hallway Sex.
    This is when you have been with your partner for too
    long. When you pass each other in the hallway you
    both say ... 'F**k You.'

    The 5th kind of sex is called ... Religious Sex.
    Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the
    afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular)

    The 6th kind is called ... Courtroom Sex.
    This is when you cannot stand your wife/husband any more. She/he
    takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.

    And . Last .. But not least ....

    The 7th kind of sex is called ... Social Security Sex.
    You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy your self.

    PLEASE DO NOT REPLY TO TELL ME
    WHAT STAGE YOU ARE IN.

    I have enough problems of my own !!!






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    Ok I won`t..lol..I`ll just say that I`m feeling rather `blue`today....la la la la








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    I must be between stages cuz I don't see mine there lol










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    And then there's courtroom sex, where your wife's divorce lawyer fucks you out of everything you own.

    On the other hand, there's also this:


    A man called to testify at the Internal Revenue Service (IRS), asked his accountant for advice on what to wear.

    "Wear your shabbiest clothing. Let him think you are a pauper," the accountant replied.

    Then he asked his lawyer the same question, but got the opposite advice. "Do not let them intimidate you. Wear your most elegant suit and tie."

    Confused, the man went to his Priest, told him of the conflicting advice, and requested some resolution of the dilemma.

    "Let me tell you a story," replied the Priest.

    "A woman, about to be married, asked her mother what to wear on her wedding night. 'Wear a heavy, long, flannel nightgown that goes right up to your neck.' But when she asked her best friend, she got conflicting advice. Wear your most sexy negligee, with a V neck right down to your navel."

    The man protested: "What does all this have to do with my problem with the IRS?!"

    "Simple", replied the Priest...

    "It doesn't matter what you wear, you are going to get screwed!"


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    Dam only 6 more days to go until the 1st of next month and haven't gotten this months sex yet then. Well that goes for the last passed 8 years.





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