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    > > A man goes to his doctor for his annual physical and gets
    > > sent to a
    > > Urologist as a precaution. When he gets there, he
    > > discovers the urologist
    > > is a very pretty female doctor.
    > >
    > > The female doctor says, "I'm going to check your
    > > prostate today, but this
    > > new procedure is a little different from what you are
    > > probably used to. I
    > > want you to lie on your right side, bend your knees, then
    > > while I check your
    > > prostate, take a deep breath and say 99."
    > >
    > > The guy obeys and says, "99"!
    > >
    > > The doctor says, "Great. Now turn over on your left
    > > side and again, while I
    > > repeat the check, please take a deep breath and say,
    > > 99."
    > >
    > > Again, the guy says, "99."
    > >
    > > The doctor said, "Very good. Now then, I want you to
    > > lie on your back with
    > > your knees raised slightly. I'm going to check your
    > > prostate with this hand,
    > > and with the other hand I'm going to gently hold on to
    > > your penis and your
    > > testicles to keep them out of the way. Now take a deep
    > > breath and say 99."
    > >
    > > The guy begins, "One .. Two ... Three ....."
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    "good enough" lol










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    He likes it..lol








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    Quote Originally Posted by Crudebug View Post
    shoulda started with -99.. lol
    I will bet she is through before he gets to 99...lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by squirt View Post
    "good enough" lol
    I think he is enjoying it..lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by sexysadie View Post
    He likes it..lol
    He will be back for regular check-ups..lol

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