> > A man goes to his doctor for his annual physical and gets
> > sent to a
> > Urologist as a precaution. When he gets there, he
> > discovers the urologist
> > is a very pretty female doctor.
> > The female doctor says, "I'm going to check your
> > prostate today, but this
> > new procedure is a little different from what you are
> > probably used to. I
> > want you to lie on your right side, bend your knees, then
> > while I check your
> > prostate, take a deep breath and say 99."
> > The guy obeys and says, "99"!
> > The doctor says, "Great. Now turn over on your left
> > side and again, while I
> > repeat the check, please take a deep breath and say,
> > 99."
> > Again, the guy says, "99."
> > The doctor said, "Very good. Now then, I want you to
> > lie on your back with
> > your knees raised slightly. I'm going to check your
> > prostate with this hand,
> > and with the other hand I'm going to gently hold on to
> > your penis and your
> > testicles to keep them out of the way. Now take a deep
> > breath and say 99."
> > The guy begins, "One .. Two ... Three ....."