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Old 02-17-2009, 09:22 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Prostate checkup

A man goes to his doctor for his physical and gets sent to the

urologist as a precaution.

When he gets there, he discovers the urologist is a very pretty

female doctor.

The female doctor says, I'm going to check your prostate today, but

this new procedure is a little different from what you are probably

used to.I want you to lie on your right side, bend your knees, then while

check your prostate, take a deep breath and say, 99 .

The guy obeys and says, 99.

The doctor says, Great. Now turn over on your left side and again,

while I repeat the check, take a deep breath and say, 99 .

Again, the guy says, 99.

The doctor said, Very good. Now then, I want you to lie on your back

with your knees raised slightly. I'm going to check your prostate

with this hand, and with the other hand I'm going to hold on to your

penis to keep it out of the way. Now take a deep breath and say, 99.

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The guy begins, One .. Two ... Three.
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Old 02-17-2009, 09:29 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I bet that's as far as he got before she let go lol
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Old 02-17-2009, 10:35 PM   #3 (permalink)
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He's already enjoying that exam...hehehe.
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"Doctor, that rectal exam hurt like hell. What did you do?" asked Larry.

"I used two fingers." Said the doctor.

"What for?" asked Larry.

"I needed a second opinion."
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i only had to count to ten.D
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"Doctor, that rectal exam hurt like hell. What did you do?" asked Larry.

"I used two fingers." Said the doctor.

"What for?" asked Larry.

"I needed a second opinion."

Sounds like a HMO Dr.........
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Sounds like a HMO Dr.........
i went for one of those... there i was bent over and i felt the insertion and it was then i started crying as i realized that he had both hands on my shoulders
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