The Preacher

[Ms.Diablo50]

A Preacher was explaining that he must move on to a larger congregation
that will pay him more. There is a hush within the congregation.... Joe
Smith, who owns several car dealerships in the city, stands up and
proclaims, 'If the Preacher stays, I will provide him with a new Cadillac
every year, and his wife with a Honda mini-van to transport their children!'

The congregation sighs in relief, and applauds. Sam Brown, a successful
entrepreneur and investor, stands and says, If the Preacher will stay on
here I'll personally double his salary and also establish a foundation to
guarantee the college education of all his children!' More sighs and loud
applause.

Sadie Jones, age 88, stands and announces with a smile, 'If the Preacher
stays, I will give him sex!' There is total silence.

The Preacher, blushing, asks, 'Mrs. Jones, whatever possessed you to say
that?' Sadie's 90-year-old husband, Jake, is now trying to hide, holding his
forehead with the palm of his hand and shaking his head from side to side,
while his wife replies, 'Well, I just asked my husband how we could help and
he said,......
'Screw the Preacher!'

Isn't senility wonderful?

Lord, keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth.

[Huggies]

[konifur2]

he must of been a "LAY PREACHER" was he.....GROAN!

[squirt]

awwwwwwwww ... now how could he refuse such an offer? lol

[doulfins11]