05-13-2004, 05:41 PM
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Cell Phone
Cell Phone
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. When a cell phone on a bench rings, a man engages the hands-free speaker-function and begins to talk. MAN: "Hello" WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" MAN: "Yes" WOMAN: "I am at the mall and found a beautiful leather coat. It's $1,000. Can I buy it?"  MAN: "OK, go ahead if you like it that much" WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2002 models. I saw one I really liked."  MAN: "How much?" WOMAN: "$60,000" MAN: "For that price I want it with all the options" WOMAN: "Great! One more thing....The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're only asking $450,000"  MAN: "Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just offer $420,000." WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!" MAN: "Bye, I love you too" The man hangs up. The other men are looking at him in astonishment. Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?" 
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Very cute posting,I really laughed at this one! Keep 'em coming.
