Groaner thread (please add) - Page 2

konifur2 · 04-03-2009, 08:20 AM

OR GROAN OVER THESE.............

A thief broke into the local police station and stole all the lavatory equipment.
A spokesperson was quoted as saying, "We have absolutely nothing to go on."

A man rushed into the doctor's office and shouted, "Doctor! I think I'm shrinking!"
The doctor calmly responded, "Now, settle down. You'll just have to be a little patient."

indianajoe · 04-03-2009, 11:36 AM

A Blind man walked into a bar

He never saw it coming.

indianajoe · 04-03-2009, 11:38 AM

Whats the difference between a train and a school teacher?...

Teacher says "Spit out your gum !"

Train says "Chew chew..."

indianajoe · 04-03-2009, 11:39 AM

My bank offered me 24 hour banking...I told them no because I needed to sleep SOMETIME.

konifur2 · 04-03-2009, 11:39 AM

what about the man with a glass penis.......
you can see him coming.

and the girls with glass vagina...
she had a womb with a view

konifur2 · 04-03-2009, 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by indianajoe

Whats the difference between a train and a school teacher?...

Teacher says "Spit out your gum !"

Train says "Chew chew..."

hey indianajoe these are supposed to be groaners.that one was not bad at all. lol.

bv01928 · 04-03-2009, 12:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by konifur2

hey indianajoe these are supposed to be groaners.that one was not bad at all. lol.

I can see that you are still delusional.

bv01928 · 04-03-2009, 12:15 PM

A woman had twins, and gave them up for adoption at birth. One of the twins went to a family in Egypt, and was named "Amal." The other twin went to a family in Spain, and they named him "Juan."

Years later, Juan sent a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she told her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responded, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

konifur2 · 04-03-2009, 12:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bv01928

I can see that you are still delusional.

not at all i`m an old trainman remember.

Bamber · 04-03-2009, 12:40 PM

Um... look back 10 posts on this thread m'dear.

04-03-2009, 08:20 AM	#11 (permalink)
konifur2 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Sunderland, England Posts: 4,854 Rep Power: 1739	OR GROAN OVER THESE............. A thief broke into the local police station and stole all the lavatory equipment. A spokesperson was quoted as saying, "We have absolutely nothing to go on." A man rushed into the doctor's office and shouted, "Doctor! I think I'm shrinking!" The doctor calmly responded, "Now, settle down. You'll just have to be a little patient." __________________

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konifur2 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Sunderland, England Posts: 4,854 Rep Power: 1739	what about the man with a glass penis....... you can see him coming. and the girls with glass vagina... she had a womb with a view __________________

04-03-2009, 12:15 PM	#18 (permalink)
bv01928 Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Wapato, Wa. USA Posts: 192 Rep Power: 180	A woman had twins, and gave them up for adoption at birth. One of the twins went to a family in Egypt, and was named "Amal." The other twin went to a family in Spain, and they named him "Juan." Years later, Juan sent a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she told her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responded, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal." __________________

04-03-2009, 12:40 PM	#20 (permalink)
Bamber Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Totnes, Devon, UK Posts: 2,437 Blog Entries: 1 Rep Power: 2146	Um... look back 10 posts on this thread m'dear. __________________ Usquequaque in fimus; tantum sublimitas varius.

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