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konifur2 · 04-15-2009, 10:05 AM

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites!

FREE PUPPIES. 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog.

FREE PUPPIES. Mother, A Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father, Super Dog . . Able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat. Been out a while. Better be a
big reward.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED. Also 1 gay bull for sale.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer £100.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE . Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.

FOR SALE BY OWNER. Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45
volumes. Excellent condition. £200 or best offer. No longer needed,
Got married last month. Wife knows everything.

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Goodgrief · 04-15-2009, 10:31 AM

Hand-knit sweaters for boys with buttons in front.

**squirt** · 04-15-2009, 05:37 PM

Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates. Automatically burns toast

Vacation Special: have your home exterminated

Four-poster bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover

Wanted: 50 girls for stripping machine operators in factory

Wanted: Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at night

Now is your chance to have your ears pierced. Get an extra pair to take home

For Sale. Three canaries of undermined gender

Sytle - our name says it all

Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family

For Sale -- Eight puppies from a German Shepherd and an Alaskan Hussy

We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand

Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it

anna_hun · 04-16-2009, 05:38 AM

That reminds me...I ve got new neighbours and they have a springer spaniel..I asked and hes not done so is my jack russell lady...
I hope he can resist and stays behind his fence when it that time of year..lol

**squirt** · 04-16-2009, 04:03 PM

lmao ... oooooh that smell ... lol

**squirt** · 04-16-2009, 04:05 PM

Great Dames for sale

Sheer stockings. Designed for fancy dress, but so serviceable that lots of women wear nothing else

Have several very old dresses from grandmother in beautiful condition

For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers

Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children

Get rid of aunts: Zap does the job in 24 hours

A superb and inexpensive restaurant. Fine food expertly served by waitresses in appetizing forms

Dinner Special -- Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00

If you think You've seen everything in Paris, visit the Pere Lachasis Cemetery. It boasts such immortals as Moliere, Jean de la Fontain, and Chopin

Mt. Kilimanjaro, the breathtaking backdrop for the Serena Lodge.
Swim in the lovely pool while you drink it all in

brilor · 10-09-2009, 06:06 AM

04-15-2009, 05:37 PM	#3 (permalink)
squirt Super Moderator Join Date: May 2004 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 355,993 Rep Power: 8572	Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates. Automatically burns toast Vacation Special: have your home exterminated Four-poster bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover Wanted: 50 girls for stripping machine operators in factory Wanted: Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at night Now is your chance to have your ears pierced. Get an extra pair to take home For Sale. Three canaries of undermined gender Sytle - our name says it all Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family For Sale -- Eight puppies from a German Shepherd and an Alaskan Hussy We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it __________________

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anna_hun Jokaroo VIP Status Join Date: May 2004 Location: In my own world, but its ok, they know me here! Posts: 50,817 Rep Power: 5326	That reminds me...I ve got new neighbours and they have a springer spaniel..I asked and hes not done so is my jack russell lady... I hope he can resist and stays behind his fence when it that time of year..lol __________________ öööööööööööööööööööööööööö

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squirt Super Moderator Join Date: May 2004 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 355,993 Rep Power: 8572	Great Dames for sale Sheer stockings. Designed for fancy dress, but so serviceable that lots of women wear nothing else Have several very old dresses from grandmother in beautiful condition For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children Get rid of aunts: Zap does the job in 24 hours A superb and inexpensive restaurant. Fine food expertly served by waitresses in appetizing forms Dinner Special -- Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00 If you think You've seen everything in Paris, visit the Pere Lachasis Cemetery. It boasts such immortals as Moliere, Jean de la Fontain, and Chopin Mt. Kilimanjaro, the breathtaking backdrop for the Serena Lodge. Swim in the lovely pool while you drink it all in

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