Mackem jokes - Page 10

brilor · 06-29-2009, 06:48 AM

Mackem goes to the doctor complaining of a hearing problem.

Doctor says "Can you describe the symptoms?"

Mackem replies, "Homer’s fat and Marge has blue hair".

brilor · 06-29-2009, 06:49 AM

Two Mackem couples agree to swap partners for the night. . .

After 3 hours of amazing sex, Konifur says "I wonder how the girls are getting on"

konifur2 · 06-29-2009, 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by brilor

Two Mackem couples agree to swap partners for the night. . .

After 3 hours of amazing sex, Konifur says "I wonder how the girls are getting on"

it was only 10 seconds..i`m just glad i`m a giver .

anna_hun · 07-01-2009, 07:13 PM

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Originally Posted by konifur2

it was only 10 seconds..i`m just glad i`m a giver .

LMBO...you know the ones who drop there carkeys in a basket and swop...
hubby always says
he would be that lucky(unlucky)and grab back his own key...

Ty guys for all the add ons

brilor · 07-04-2009, 04:02 AM

What do you call a Mackem driving a Rolls Royce?

A Chaffeur!

anna_hun · 07-07-2009, 04:43 AM

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Originally Posted by brilor

What do you call a Mackem driving a Rolls Royce?

A Chaffeur!

show off..lol

konifur2 · 07-07-2009, 04:55 AM

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Originally Posted by anna_hun

show off..lol

What do you call a Mackem in a suit?

The accused.

brilor · 07-07-2009, 05:08 AM

How do you know that you are passing a Mackems house?

The toilet paper is hanging out to dry!

konifur2 · 07-07-2009, 05:11 AM

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Originally Posted by brilor

How do you know that you are passing a Mackems house?

The toilet paper is hanging out to dry!

not before using both sides

brilor · 07-07-2009, 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by konifur2

not before using both sides

That goes without saying!

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brilor Jokaroo VIP Status Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: In between the devil and the deep blue sea! Posts: 69,373 Rep Power: 5142	Mackem goes to the doctor complaining of a hearing problem. Doctor says "Can you describe the symptoms?" Mackem replies, "Homer’s fat and Marge has blue hair".

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brilor Jokaroo VIP Status Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: In between the devil and the deep blue sea! Posts: 69,373 Rep Power: 5142	Two Mackem couples agree to swap partners for the night. . . After 3 hours of amazing sex, Konifur says "I wonder how the girls are getting on"

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brilor Jokaroo VIP Status Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: In between the devil and the deep blue sea! Posts: 69,373 Rep Power: 5142	What do you call a Mackem driving a Rolls Royce? A Chaffeur!

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brilor Jokaroo VIP Status Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: In between the devil and the deep blue sea! Posts: 69,373 Rep Power: 5142	How do you know that you are passing a Mackems house? The toilet paper is hanging out to dry!