Mackem jokes - Page 12

brilor · 07-13-2009, 04:39 PM

Enjoyed the Mackem Girl Vid Mr K!

brilor · 07-25-2009, 05:39 AM

In 1993, the American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man’s penis was larger than the shaft. After one year and $180,000.00 they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex.

After the US published the study, France decided to do their own study. After $250,000.00, and 3 years of research, they concluded that the reason was to give the woman more pleasure during sex.

Sunderland County Council, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their own study. After 2 weeks and a cost of around £5.46, they concluded that it was to keep a man’s hand from flying off and hitting him in the forehead.

konifur2 · 07-25-2009, 05:41 AM

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Originally Posted by brilor

In 1993, the American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man’s penis was larger than the shaft. After one year and $180,000.00 they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex.

After the US published the study, France decided to do their own study. After $250,000.00, and 3 years of research, they concluded that the reason was to give the woman more pleasure during sex.

Sunderland County Council, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their own study. After 2 weeks and a cost of around £5.46, they concluded that it was to keep a man’s hand from flying off and hitting him in the forehead.

hahahahaha.

in my case finger and thumb.

brilor · 07-25-2009, 05:48 AM

Why aren’t there any Mackems on Star Trek?
Because they’re not going to work in the future either.

brilor · 07-25-2009, 05:51 AM

How can you spot the Mackem in a hospital?
He’s the one blowing the foam off of his bedpan.

brilor · 09-26-2009, 05:45 AM

Q. What is the most useless thing on a woman's body?

A. A Mackem!

brilor · 09-26-2009, 05:46 AM

One Sunday morning, while walking to church, Konifur askes Anna, "Anne, do we have sexual relations?"

Anne: "Not on my side of the family, we don't."

brilor · 09-26-2009, 05:46 AM

Q. What's Mackem foreplay?

A. "Brace yourself, Anne!"

brilor · 09-28-2009, 01:12 PM

A Mackem goes to buy a condom at a nearby chemist.

The lady behind the counter gives a choice of three types. Scouse, Scottish, and Mackem.

"What's the difference," he asks?

"Well, the Scousers are quite active. They have 7 in the pack. One for Monday, one for Tuesday, and so on." "The Scottish are very passionate people. They have 8. One for Monday, and so on, and 2 on Sundays." "The Mackems, well, they have 12."

At this, the Mackem swells up with pride, Really
"Yes, 12. One for January, one for February...."

brilor · 10-30-2009, 07:18 PM

IN a survey 82% of Mackems admitted to having sex in the shower. The remaining 18% hadn't been to jail!

09-28-2009, 01:12 PM	#119 (permalink)
brilor Jokaroo VIP Status Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: In between the devil and the deep blue sea! Posts: 69,364 Rep Power: 5142	A Mackem goes to buy a condom at a nearby chemist. The lady behind the counter gives a choice of three types. Scouse, Scottish, and Mackem. "What's the difference," he asks? "Well, the Scousers are quite active. They have 7 in the pack. One for Monday, one for Tuesday, and so on." "The Scottish are very passionate people. They have 8. One for Monday, and so on, and 2 on Sundays." "The Mackems, well, they have 12." At this, the Mackem swells up with pride, Really "Yes, 12. One for January, one for February...." __________________ {Thanks Sexy Sadie}

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07-13-2009, 04:39 PM	#111 (permalink)
brilor Jokaroo VIP Status Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: In between the devil and the deep blue sea! Posts: 69,364 Rep Power: 5142	Enjoyed the Mackem Girl Vid Mr K!

07-25-2009, 05:39 AM	#112 (permalink)
brilor Jokaroo VIP Status Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: In between the devil and the deep blue sea! Posts: 69,364 Rep Power: 5142	In 1993, the American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man’s penis was larger than the shaft. After one year and $180,000.00 they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex. After the US published the study, France decided to do their own study. After $250,000.00, and 3 years of research, they concluded that the reason was to give the woman more pleasure during sex. Sunderland County Council, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their own study. After 2 weeks and a cost of around £5.46, they concluded that it was to keep a man’s hand from flying off and hitting him in the forehead.

07-25-2009, 05:48 AM	#114 (permalink)
brilor Jokaroo VIP Status Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: In between the devil and the deep blue sea! Posts: 69,364 Rep Power: 5142	Why aren’t there any Mackems on Star Trek? Because they’re not going to work in the future either.

07-25-2009, 05:51 AM	#115 (permalink)
brilor Jokaroo VIP Status Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: In between the devil and the deep blue sea! Posts: 69,364 Rep Power: 5142	How can you spot the Mackem in a hospital? He’s the one blowing the foam off of his bedpan.

09-26-2009, 05:45 AM	#116 (permalink)
brilor Jokaroo VIP Status Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: In between the devil and the deep blue sea! Posts: 69,364 Rep Power: 5142	Q. What is the most useless thing on a woman's body? A. A Mackem!

09-26-2009, 05:46 AM	#117 (permalink)
brilor Jokaroo VIP Status Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: In between the devil and the deep blue sea! Posts: 69,364 Rep Power: 5142	One Sunday morning, while walking to church, Konifur askes Anna, "Anne, do we have sexual relations?" Anne: "Not on my side of the family, we don't."

09-26-2009, 05:46 AM	#118 (permalink)
brilor Jokaroo VIP Status Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: In between the devil and the deep blue sea! Posts: 69,364 Rep Power: 5142	Q. What's Mackem foreplay? A. "Brace yourself, Anne!"

10-30-2009, 07:18 PM	#120 (permalink)
brilor Jokaroo VIP Status Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: In between the devil and the deep blue sea! Posts: 69,364 Rep Power: 5142	IN a survey 82% of Mackems admitted to having sex in the shower. The remaining 18% hadn't been to jail!