Mackem jokes - Page 7

brilor · 04-24-2009, 07:20 AM

Why wasn't Jesus born in Mackem land instead of Nazareth?

Because they couldn't find any virgins or wise men!

anna_hun · 04-24-2009, 12:04 PM

hehe...great add opns-TY

konifur2 · 04-24-2009, 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brilor

Why wasn't Jesus born in Mackem land instead of Nazareth?

Because they couldn't find any virgins or wise men!

i asked a mackem lass if she was a virgin she replied " not yet"

konifur2 · 04-24-2009, 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by anna_hun

hehe...great add opns-TY

Anna , do you know the difference between a Georgie and a mackem?

NO.

well i will tell you..... THE PREMIER DIVISION.

anna_hun · 04-24-2009, 06:53 PM

lmbo..sounds about right..lol

brilor · 04-25-2009, 06:45 AM

Did you hear about the Mackem that bought a new bath and returned to the store complaining that it leaked.
"Did you buy a plug," asked the salesman?
" Bastard, you never said it was electric"!

brilor · 04-25-2009, 06:56 AM

What s the difference between a mackem woman with PMS and a pit bull?
Lipstick.

brilor · 04-25-2009, 06:56 AM

Q: How can you tell a mackem woman?
A: She rolls her own tampons.

anna_hun · 04-27-2009, 10:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brilor

What s the difference between a mackem woman with PMS and a pit bull?
Lipstick.

well my mother in law is org.from the durham area...?!?

konifur2 · 04-27-2009, 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by anna_hun

well my mother in law is org.from the durham area...?!?

she is not a mackam ...a wanna be mackem maybe.... but not a true Thoroughbred mackam like myself.

i bet mum in law does not put "eeeeeee" in front of every sentence or "like" at the end of every one.

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anna_hun Jokaroo VIP Status Join Date: May 2004 Location: In my own world, but its ok, they know me here! Posts: 50,844 Rep Power: 5326	lmbo..sounds about right..lol

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brilor Jokaroo VIP Status Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: In between the devil and the deep blue sea! Posts: 69,376 Rep Power: 5142	Did you hear about the Mackem that bought a new bath and returned to the store complaining that it leaked. "Did you buy a plug," asked the salesman? " Bastard, you never said it was electric"!

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brilor Jokaroo VIP Status Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: In between the devil and the deep blue sea! Posts: 69,376 Rep Power: 5142	What s the difference between a mackem woman with PMS and a pit bull? Lipstick.

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brilor Jokaroo VIP Status Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: In between the devil and the deep blue sea! Posts: 69,376 Rep Power: 5142	Q: How can you tell a mackem woman? A: She rolls her own tampons.