Mackem jokes - Page 8

anna_hun · 04-27-2009, 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by konifur2

she is not a mackam ...a wanna be mackem maybe.... but not a true Thoroughbred mackam like myself.

i bet mum in law does not put "eeeeeee" in front of every sentence or "like" at the end of every one.

no she doesnt but can be feisty...but she got fostered up to newcstle
when he mother died..
Hubby got a workmate,who puts like,behind everything...
but I know a welsh guy who does it too?

konifur2 · 04-27-2009, 11:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by anna_hun

no she doesnt but can be feisty...but she got fostered up to newcstle
when he mother died..
Hubby got a workmate,who puts like,behind everything...
but I know a welsh guy who does it too?

no the welsh put " is`nt it " at the end of every sentence.

anna_hun · 04-27-2009, 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by konifur2

no the welsh put " is`nt it " at the end of every sentence.

Not him..lol-maybe its a trendy youth thing

brilor · 05-03-2009, 05:54 AM

Q: What are the differences between an Mackem Girl and a fridge?
A: The fridge doesnt fart when you take you meat out of it.

anna_hun · 05-04-2009, 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by brilor

Q: What are the differences between an Mackem Girl and a fridge?
A: The fridge doesnt fart when you take you meat out of it.

OMG

brilor · 05-04-2009, 04:11 PM

Did you hear about the Mackem who thought Johnny Cash was coins for the Condom machine?

anna_hun · 05-05-2009, 05:15 AM

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Originally Posted by brilor

Did you hear about the Mackem who thought Johnny Cash was coins for the Condom machine?

..lol

konifur2 · 05-05-2009, 05:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brilor

Did you hear about the Mackem who thought Johnny Cash was coins for the Condom machine?

but jock though "FUCK ALL " was a stately home.
also he thought "HADAWAY AND SHITE " was a firm of lawyers.
he also thought "Sherlock Holmes" was a block of flats....

brilor · 05-05-2009, 05:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by konifur2

but jock though "FUCK ALL " was a stately home.
also he thought "HADAWAY AND SHITE " was a firm of lawyers.
he also thought "Sherlock Holmes" was a block of flats....

What about the Mackem that thought Sunderland were a good football team?

brilor · 05-05-2009, 06:52 AM

Little Johnny Mackem kept disrupting his third grade class by regularly
letting loud farts. His teacher kept him after school. When she
insisted on knowing why he exhibited such offensive behavior, Little
Johnny Mackem said, "I do it because I can do it better than anybody, and I'm
very proud of that fact."

The teacher says, "If I show you I can do it better than you, will
you stop?"

Little Johnny Mackem agreed and the teacher placed two pieces of paper on the
floor with identical piles of chalk dust on each one. Johnny Mackem dropped
his pants, squatted down, farted and blew all but a tiny little speck
of dust off the paper.

The teacher dropped her panties, lifted her skirt, squatted down,
farted and when she was done there was not a trace of chalk dust
left on the paper. Johnny Mackem was astonished and asked if he could see her
do it again. She was willing and as she repeated the process, Johnny Mackem
peeked up underneath her skirt.

"No wonder you won!" he exclaimed indignantly, "you've got a
Double-Barrel!"

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brilor Jokaroo VIP Status Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: In between the devil and the deep blue sea! Posts: 69,387 Rep Power: 5142	Little Johnny Mackem kept disrupting his third grade class by regularly letting loud farts. His teacher kept him after school. When she insisted on knowing why he exhibited such offensive behavior, Little Johnny Mackem said, "I do it because I can do it better than anybody, and I'm very proud of that fact." The teacher says, "If I show you I can do it better than you, will you stop?" Little Johnny Mackem agreed and the teacher placed two pieces of paper on the floor with identical piles of chalk dust on each one. Johnny Mackem dropped his pants, squatted down, farted and blew all but a tiny little speck of dust off the paper. The teacher dropped her panties, lifted her skirt, squatted down, farted and when she was done there was not a trace of chalk dust left on the paper. Johnny Mackem was astonished and asked if he could see her do it again. She was willing and as she repeated the process, Johnny Mackem peeked up underneath her skirt. "No wonder you won!" he exclaimed indignantly, "you've got a Double-Barrel!"