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Old 04-20-2009, 08:18 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Experiment this ! It really works I just did it! See who your best friend really is. folow instructions to the letter..................

1- Put your dog in the trunk of your car,
2- Put your husband in the trunk right next to your dog
3- Shut lid of trunk and lock them both up for 1 hour
4- Open trunk and see who's truely happy to see you..........



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Old 04-20-2009, 08:42 PM   #2 (permalink)
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well, I'm in a fine pickle lol I don't have a dog and I don't have a trunk! lol
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Old 04-21-2009, 10:51 AM   #3 (permalink)
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put me in the trunk of a car i would just lie there in peace and do what the dog does and probably end up licking my balls.
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Old 04-21-2009, 01:55 PM   #4 (permalink)
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you can reach them to lick them? lol
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Old 04-21-2009, 02:01 PM   #5 (permalink)
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you can reach them to lick them? lol
i tried but failed,my neck still hurts, but in the end i let the dog do it.
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Old 04-21-2009, 02:13 PM   #6 (permalink)
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i tried but failed,my neck still hurts, but in the end i let the dog do it.
did you return the favor? lol
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did you return the favor? lol
HEY i`m not gay ....it was a bitch, do you think i would lick a dogs bollocks.i am straight me,a little weird but straight.:toung e2:
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HEY i`m not gay ....it was a bitch, do you think i would lick a dogs bollocks.i am straight me,a little weird but straight.:toung e2:
details, details ... you DID return the favor! lmao
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details, details ... you DID return the favor! lmao
oh!!! you know me to well.
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Problem #1... no trunk in either vehicle ( suv or van)
Problem #2... no dog
Problem #3... no husband

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