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    Jokeroo Legend brilor's Avatar
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    Wink Tree hugger

    While walking through Golden Gate Park in San Francisco, a man came
    upon another man hugging a tree with his ear
    firmly against the tree. Seeing this he inquired, 'Just out of
    curiosity, what the heck are you doing?'

    'I'm listening to the music of the tree,' the other man replied.

    'You've gotta be kiddin' me.'

    'No, would you like to give it a try?'

    Understandably curious, the man says, 'Well, OK...' So he wrapped his
    arms around the tree and pressed his ear up
    against it. With this, the other guy slapped a pair of handcuffs on
    him, took his wallet, jewelry, car keys, then
    stripped him naked and left.

    Two hours later another nature lover strolled by, saw this guy
    handcuffed to the tree stark naked, and asked, 'What
    the heck happened to you?'

    He told the guy the whole terrible story about how he got there.

    When he finished telling his story, the other guy shook his head in
    sympathy, walked around behind him, kissed him
    gently behind the ear and said,

    'This just ain't gonna be your day, cupcake...'

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    Administrator squirt's Avatar
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    when it rains, it pours lol

    For each new morning with its light
    For rest and shelter of the night
    For health and food, for love and friends
    For everything Thy goodness sends
    Thank you ♥

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    he will get the bums rush.

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