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    Talking why do dogs sniff other dogs bums explained in verse

    And they come from near and far.
    Some came on bicycles,
    And some of them came by car.
    Y'know, before they could enter,
    Or even take a look,
    They had to take their asshole off,
    And hang it on a hook.
    But before they even got seated,
    Every mother, pup, and sire,
    An old dog hollered from the back,
    "Run for your life. It's a FIRE!"
    The crowd of dogs began to panic,
    And nobody stopped to look.
    They grabbed the nearest asshole,
    Off the very nearest hook.
    And this is why, even today,
    A dog will drop a nice juicy bone,
    And go to smell another dog's ass,
    To see if it's not his own.




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    Another bad ass joke:-)

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    extreme sniffing






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    my persian cat sniffs the other cats..lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by anna_hun View Post
    my persian cat sniffs the other cats..lol

    Maybe it just like the smell of assholes!

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    Quote Originally Posted by brilor View Post
    Maybe it just like the smell of assholes!
    that`s why most bloody mutts stop and sniff me.



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