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Old 06-26-2009, 07:07 PM   #31 (permalink)
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So that's how The Case of the Private Dick goes, huh?

Congrats on POD

P.S. I wanted to figure out who wrote that poem, but apparently nobody knows. I thought it was Shell Silverstein, but that's not it at all. Dadgumit!
it wasn't credited to anyone in my source either, I would have liked to know as well
I appreciate you trying!


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Old 06-27-2009, 09:47 AM   #32 (permalink)
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Old 06-27-2009, 11:44 AM   #33 (permalink)
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How about this one?

Ladies and gentlemen, hoboes and tramps,
Cross-eyed mosquitoes and bow-legged ants,
I come before you to stand behind you,
To tell you something I know nothing about.
Next Thursday, which is Good Friday,
There will be a Mother's Day meeting for fathers only;
Admission is free, so pay at the door,
Pull up a seat and sit on the floor.
The topic to discuss...
The crime that has never been committed.
*claps hands* ... bravo, bravo! lol
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Old 06-27-2009, 11:48 AM   #34 (permalink)
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Hi dear one ~ great thread ~ love the verses ~ only wish I could remember some from way back ~ The Great Farting Contest of Shittum-on-Peas comes to mind, but I expect dear Bamber will have all 24 verses or so!!

let's hope he brings 'em! lol
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good one i love silly storys,i a great fan of naked gun movies.

CONGRATS ON POD.
and Airplane and Hot Shots and ... lol

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Congrats on pod

I remember part of a song we used to sing as kids. I think it was called Oh, Suzanna
"It rained all night the day I left,
the weather it was dry.
The sun so hot I froze to death,
Suzanna don't you cry."

That's all I can remember of it. If anybodt can remember the rest, feel free to stick in here
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