one bright day in the middle of the night

[Studman 2]

They were all good & I've never heard any of the before...

Congrats to all!!!

[tasman]

Originally Posted by Bamber

How about this one?

Ladies and gentlemen, hoboes and tramps,
Cross-eyed mosquitoes and bow-legged ants,
I come before you to stand behind you,
To tell you something I know nothing about.
Next Thursday, which is Good Friday,
There will be a Mother's Day meeting for fathers only;
Admission is free, so pay at the door,
Pull up a seat and sit on the floor.
The topic to discuss...
The crime that has never been committed.

Bamber, are you sure this isn't an excerpt from one of Obama's speeches?

[squirt]

Originally Posted by stevent222

Those were all silly, thank you. I don't know any funny rhymes like that, you see I lived in a vary sheltered environment.

On POD! Squirt!

we love ya anyways lol

[squirt]

Originally Posted by chatroux

Funny post & add-ons!!!

[tasman]

The other day upon the stair,
I saw a man who wasn't there.
He wasn't there again today,
Oh how I wish he'd go away.

[Bamber]

Originally Posted by tasman

The other day upon the stair,
I saw a man who wasn't there.
He wasn't there again today,
Oh how I wish he'd go away.

Antigonish (William Hughes Mearns) 1899

As I was going up the stair

I saw a man who wasn’t there

He wasn’t there again today

Oh, how I wish he’d go away.

When I came home last night at three

The man was waiting there for me

But when I looked around the hall

I couldn’t see him there at all!

Go away, go away, don’t you come back any more!

Go away, go away, and please don’t slam the door.

Last night I saw upon the stair

A little man who wasn’t there

He wasn’t there again today

Oh, how I wish he’d go away.

[squirt]

Originally Posted by doulfins11

[tasman]

Originally Posted by Bamber

Antigonish (William Hughes Mearns) 1899

As I was going up the stair

I saw a man who wasn’t there

He wasn’t there again today

Oh, how I wish he’d go away.

When I came home last night at three

The man was waiting there for me

But when I looked around the hall

I couldn’t see him there at all!

Go away, go away, don’t you come back any more!

Go away, go away, and please don’t slam the door.

Last night I saw upon the stair

A little man who wasn’t there

He wasn’t there again today

Oh, how I wish he’d go away.

Thanks, Bamber. All I could remember was that little bit I posted.

[squirt]

Originally Posted by roosterowl1

Wish I could remember how they went. The two that stick in my mind are from boyhood ,and I wasn't allowed to repeat them though! One was the "sincopated monkey," and the other was the story of "Whore house Lil."

maybe they'll come to you lol

[squirt]

Originally Posted by arella

Roflmfao!!!

Originally Posted by arella

Congratties my dear sugar butt

muahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh