one bright day in the middle of the night

[squirt]

I'm Joe Friday, private eye. I work on Tuesday, Tuesday's my secretary.

Yesterday I was working in my New York office when there was a knock at the door, scared me half out of my secretary.

Then a tall blonde walked by, I knew she was tall 'cause we were on the 7th floor.

The phone rang. It was a client. I knew something was wrong because she told me there was.

I raced down the stairs, called a taxi, the taxi stopped with a jerk, the jerk got out and I got in.

We took the corner at 80 miles an hour. A cop stopped us and told us to put it back.

Then we were driving on the sidewalk because there was a sign that said "keep deaths off the roads."

We were getting further out of the city. I knew this because we weren't hitting so many pedestrians.

When I got to my client's house she greeted me with a burning kiss. Then she took her cigarette out and kissed me again.

There was a man on the floor. He had bullet wounds to the head and stab wounds to the heart. He was dead so we went for a drive in the country.

Then a brick came through the window, hit her on the left breast and broke four of my fingers.

We got a flat tire. She pumped and I pumped, she pumped and I pumped. Then we got out and fixed the tire.

When we got back to my clients house she invited me in for a root beer. The root was nice but the beer was flat.

I was giving her a goodnight kiss but she closed her legs and broke my glasses.

[Goodgrief]

If only the original show had been that funny!

[konifur2]

the title remindes me of something i heard when i was young....

ONE BRIGHT DAY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT
TWO DEAD MEN GOT UP TO FIGHT
BACK TO BACK THEY FACED EACH OTHER
DREW THEIR SWORDS AND SHOT EACH OTHER.

i`m sure there are more verses to this....come on bamber i am sure you will know them.

[Bamber]

Originally Posted by konifur2

the title remindes me of something i heard when i was young....

ONE BRIGHT DAY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT
TWO DEAD MEN GOT UP TO FIGHT
BACK TO BACK THEY FACED EACH OTHER
DREW THEIR SWORDS AND SHOT EACH OTHER.

i`m sure there are more verses to this....come on bamber i am sure you will know them.

One fine day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight,
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other.

One was blind and the other couldn't see
So they chose a dummy for a referee.
A blind man went to see fair play,
A dumb man went to shout "hooray!"

A paralysed donkey passing by,
Kicked the blind man in the eye,
Knocked him through a nine inch wall,
Into a dry ditch and drowned them all.

A deaf policeman heard the noise,
And came to arrest the two dead boys,
If you don't believe this story’s true,
Ask the blind man he saw it too!

[konifur2]

Originally Posted by Bamber

One fine day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight,
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other.

did you remember that or did you look it up?
the 2nd verse was familiar, but that`s all. but all that same very good bamber.
i knew you would come up with the goods.

[squirt]

Originally Posted by Goodgrief

If only the original show had been that funny!

I know, right? lol

[squirt]

Originally Posted by Bamber

One fine day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight,
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other.

good job Bamber!

my sisters and I used to jump rope to this lol dutch doubles? double dutch? 2jumpropes! lol

[squirt]

Originally Posted by konifur2

the title remindes me of something i heard when i was young....

ONE BRIGHT DAY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT
TWO DEAD MEN GOT UP TO FIGHT
BACK TO BACK THEY FACED EACH OTHER
DREW THEIR SWORDS AND SHOT EACH OTHER.

i`m sure there are more verses to this....come on bamber i am sure you will know them.

that's exactly where the title came from lol

[Bamber]

Congraties
on your
P O D

[anna_hun]

Congrats on pod Sweetie