Two Babies

stevent222 · 06-30-2009, 09:57 PM

Two babies were sitting in their cribs, when one baby shouted to the other, "Are you a little girl or a little boy?"

"I don't know," replied the other baby giggling.

"What do you mean, you don't know?" said the first baby.

"I mean I don't know how to tell the difference," was the reply.

"Well, I do," said the first baby chuckling, "I'll climb into your crib and find out."

He carefully maneuvered himself into the other baby's crib, then quickly disappeared beneath the blankets.

After a couple of minutes, he resurfaced with a big grin on his face.

"You're a little girl, and I'm a little boy," he said proudly.

"You're ever so clever," cooed the baby girl, "but how can you tell ?"

"It's quite easy really," replied the baby boy,

,

,

,

"You've got pink socks and I've got blue ones.."

SHAME ON YOU, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING???

**squirt** · 06-30-2009, 10:03 PM

pacifiers lol

konifur2 · 07-02-2009, 05:38 AM

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Originally Posted by squirt

pacifiers lol

hehehehe the British call them Dummys.

brilor · 07-02-2009, 01:12 PM

Well one thing is sure they were not Mackem babies! They can't afford socks!

**squirt** · 07-02-2009, 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by konifur2

hehehehe the British call them Dummys.

figures ... lol

konifur2 · 07-03-2009, 04:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brilor

Well one thing is sure they were not Mackem babies! They can't afford socks!

HEY BRILOR, I OWN A SOCK.

brilor · 07-03-2009, 05:18 AM

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Originally Posted by konifur2

HEY BRILOR, I OWN A SOCK.

When do you get its partner Christmas or Easter?

Or do you use it as a condom?

konifur2 · 07-03-2009, 05:26 AM

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Originally Posted by brilor

When do you get its partner Christmas or Easter?

Or do you use it as a condom?

oh they come in pairs ,anne never told me that.wait till i see her.

NO! i use these for condoms,washable as well.

stevent222 · 07-03-2009, 08:22 AM

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Originally Posted by konifur2

oh they come in pairs ,anne never told me that.wait till i see her.

NO! i use these for condoms,washable as well.

Good for you I personally always buy the washable ones cause am on a fixed income.

06-30-2009, 09:57 PM	#1 (permalink)
stevent222 Jokaroo Enthusiast Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Hemet, CA. 92544 zip Posts: 30,358 Blog Entries: 11 Rep Power: 3005	Two Babies Two babies were sitting in their cribs, when one baby shouted to the other, "Are you a little girl or a little boy?" "I don't know," replied the other baby giggling. "What do you mean, you don't know?" said the first baby. "I mean I don't know how to tell the difference," was the reply. "Well, I do," said the first baby chuckling, "I'll climb into your crib and find out." He carefully maneuvered himself into the other baby's crib, then quickly disappeared beneath the blankets. After a couple of minutes, he resurfaced with a big grin on his face. "You're a little girl, and I'm a little boy," he said proudly. "You're ever so clever," cooed the baby girl, "but how can you tell ?" "It's quite easy really," replied the baby boy, , , , "You've got pink socks and I've got blue ones.." SHAME ON YOU, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING??? __________________

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