Little Bruce...!?!

anna_hun · 07-02-2009, 05:43 AM

I have called this story

Little Bruce

Mohammed entered his new classroom in Australia .

"What is your name?" asked the teacher.
"Mohammed" ... answered the kid.

"Here in Australia there is no Mohammed.

From now on your name will be Bruce,"

replied the teacher.

That evening, Mohammed returned home.
"How was your day, Mohammed?"

asked his mother.

"My name is not Mohammed.

I am in Australia and now my name is Bruce."

he replied.

"Ah, are you ashamed of your name?

Are you trying to disown your parents,

your heritage, your religion?

Shame on you." … and she beat him.

Then she called the father and he too beat him savagely.
The next day Mohammed returned to school.

When the teacher saw him with all the bruises she asked:

"What happened to you little Bruce?"

"Well, Miss, two hours after becoming Australian

I was attacked by two fuckin’ Arabs !!!"

konifur2 · 07-02-2009, 05:49 AM

Second Bruce: G'day, Bruce!

First Bruce: Oh, Hello Bruce!

Third Bruce: How are you Bruce?

First Bruce: A bit crook, Bruce.

Second Bruce: Where's Bruce?

First Bruce: He's not 'ere, Bruce.

Third Bruce: Blimey, it's hot in here, Bruce.

First Bruce: Hot enough to boil a monkey's bum!

Second Bruce: That's a strange expression, Bruce.

First Bruce: Well Bruce, I heard the Prime Minister use it. "It's hot enough to boil a monkey's bum in here, your Majesty," he said and she smiled quietly to herself.

anna_hun · 07-02-2009, 06:09 AM

Its nice to see you...to see you nice..koni

LMBO

**squirt** · 07-02-2009, 01:16 PM

bless his heart ... I mean konifur ... lol

anna_hun · 07-02-2009, 06:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by squirt

bless his heart ... I mean konifur ... lol

lol

brilor · 07-03-2009, 05:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by squirt

bless his heart ... I mean konifur ... lol

He's a Mackem..they don't have hearts!

stevent222 · 07-03-2009, 08:07 AM

I am still trying to figure out where the hell is Sunderland, England? Always thought that was Wales.

Bamber · 07-03-2009, 10:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stevent222

I am still trying to figure out where the hell is Sunderland, England? Always thought that was Wales.

Oops - see next post!

Bamber · 07-03-2009, 10:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stevent222

I am still trying to figure out where the hell is Sunderland, England? Always thought that was Wales.

anna_hun · 07-06-2009, 11:26 AM

North East...England
**************************************** ****
did you know they have a Washington there too..lol
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Where the word "mackem" comes from...

The term is derived from Mack'em and Tack'em,
dating from the early ship building industry
(i.e. the people on Wearside 'mak[e] them' and other people 'tak[e] them') and started off as an insult to the people of Sunderland by the Geordies. In recent years, however, the people of Sunderland have taken the name to be part of their identity as Wearsiders.
Teessiders or 'Smogs' sometimes refer to Mackems as 'Plastic Geordies', meaning that they sound like Geordies, but they're not quite the real thing.

Sunderland riverside at sunset

**************************************** ****************
hey... is that the tyne brigde from newcastle?thats not far away then...

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konifur2 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Sunderland, England Posts: 4,854 Rep Power: 1739	Second Bruce: G'day, Bruce! First Bruce: Oh, Hello Bruce! Third Bruce: How are you Bruce? First Bruce: A bit crook, Bruce. Second Bruce: Where's Bruce? First Bruce: He's not 'ere, Bruce. Third Bruce: Blimey, it's hot in here, Bruce. First Bruce: Hot enough to boil a monkey's bum! Second Bruce: That's a strange expression, Bruce. First Bruce: Well Bruce, I heard the Prime Minister use it. "It's hot enough to boil a monkey's bum in here, your Majesty," he said and she smiled quietly to herself. __________________

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anna_hun Jokaroo VIP Status Join Date: May 2004 Location: In my own world, but its ok, they know me here! Posts: 50,817 Rep Power: 5326	North East...England ************************************** did you know they have a Washington there too..lol ************************************ Where the word "mackem" comes from... The term is derived from Mack'em and Tack'em, dating from the early ship building industry (i.e. the people on Wearside 'mak[e] them' and other people 'tak[e] them') and started off as an insult to the people of Sunderland by the Geordies. In recent years, however, the people of Sunderland have taken the name to be part of their identity as Wearsiders. Teessiders or 'Smogs' sometimes refer to Mackems as 'Plastic Geordies', meaning that they sound like Geordies, but they're not quite the real thing. Sunderland riverside at sunset ************************************ ************** hey... is that the tyne brigde from newcastle?thats not far away then...