You ken when your'e a Mackem when....

brilor · 07-02-2009, 01:09 PM

1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.
2. You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a fly swatter.
3. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.
4. You burn your yard rather than mow it.
6. The Salvation Army declines your furniture.
7. You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don't want it.
8. You have the local Pizza Shop on speed dial.

9. You come back from the dump with more than you took.
10. You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.
11. Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.
12. Your grandmother has 'ammo' on her Christmas list.
13. You keep flea and tick soap in the shower.
14. You've been involved in a custody fight over a whippet.
15. You go to the stock car races and don't need a program.
16. You know how many bales of hay your car will hold.
17. You have a rag for a gas cap.
18. Your house doesn't have curtains, but your hair does.
19. You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean.
20.. You can spit without opening your mouth.
21. You consider your license plate personalized because your father made it.
22. Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
23. You have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say ' Pizza Hut' on the side.
24.. The biggest city you've ever been to is Asda.
25. Your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV.
26. You've used your ironing board as a buffet table.
27. A cyclone hits your neighborhood and does £50,000 worth of improvements.
28. You've used a toilet brush to scratch your back.

**squirt** · 07-02-2009, 08:17 PM

I ain't *either* lol

hortysir · 07-02-2009, 08:47 PM

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How'd I do?
Did I pass??!!!

konifur2 · 07-03-2009, 04:58 AM

you have just changed the title, you naughty Scotsman you.

brilor · 07-03-2009, 05:16 AM

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Originally Posted by konifur2

you have just changed the title, you naughty Scotsman you.

Jeez the penny has dropped!

stevent222 · 07-03-2009, 08:27 AM

14. You've been involved in a custody fight over a whippet.

HAY! I LOVE MY WHIPPET. AND WILL DO BATTLE BEFORE I GIVE MY WHIPPET UP!

07-02-2009, 01:09 PM	#1 (permalink)
brilor Jokaroo VIP Status Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: In between the devil and the deep blue sea! Posts: 69,376 Rep Power: 5142	You ken when your'e a Mackem when.... 1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree. 2. You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a fly swatter. 3. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years. 4. You burn your yard rather than mow it. 6. The Salvation Army declines your furniture. 7. You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don't want it. 8. You have the local Pizza Shop on speed dial. 9. You come back from the dump with more than you took. 10. You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table. 11. Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat. 12. Your grandmother has 'ammo' on her Christmas list. 13. You keep flea and tick soap in the shower. 14. You've been involved in a custody fight over a whippet. 15. You go to the stock car races and don't need a program. 16. You know how many bales of hay your car will hold. 17. You have a rag for a gas cap. 18. Your house doesn't have curtains, but your hair does. 19. You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean. 20.. You can spit without opening your mouth. 21. You consider your license plate personalized because your father made it. 22. Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand. 23. You have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say ' Pizza Hut' on the side. 24.. The biggest city you've ever been to is Asda. 25. Your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV. 26. You've used your ironing board as a buffet table. 27. A cyclone hits your neighborhood and does £50,000 worth of improvements. 28. You've used a toilet brush to scratch your back.

07-02-2009, 08:17 PM	#2 (permalink)
squirt Super Moderator Join Date: May 2004 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 355,993 Rep Power: 8572	*I ain't either* lol** __________________

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konifur2 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Sunderland, England Posts: 4,854 Rep Power: 1739	you have just changed the title, you naughty Scotsman you. __________________

07-03-2009, 08:27 AM	#6 (permalink)
stevent222 Jokaroo Enthusiast Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Hemet, CA. 92544 zip Posts: 30,358 Blog Entries: 11 Rep Power: 3005	14. You've been involved in a custody fight over a whippet. HAY! I LOVE MY WHIPPET. AND WILL DO BATTLE BEFORE I GIVE MY WHIPPET UP! __________________

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hortysir Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: South...Thank God! Posts: 19,853 Rep Power: 3634	1 2 6 9 13 15 23 (Woody's) 25 How'd I do? Did I pass??!!!