Old Timers

[Ice Cream Man]

Over heard by the public health nurse at a seniors complex in Florida:

"My arms have gotten so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee," said
one.

"Yes, I know," said another. "My cataracts are so bad I can't even see
my coffee."

"I couldn't even mark an 'X' at election time, my hands are so
crippled," volunteered a third.

"What? Speak up, I can't hear you," said a fourth.

"I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck," said a
fifth.

"My blood pressure pills make me so dizzy I can hardly walk," exclaimed
another.

"I forget where I am and where I'm going," said an elderly gent.

"I guess that's the price we pay for getting old," winced an old man as
he slowly shook his head.

"Well, thank God we can all still drive!," said a woman cheerfully.

[Lisha_bunz]

i don't get it.....must be cuz i'm BLONDE

[Ice Cream Man]

i don't get it.....must be cuz i'm BLONDE

They're so old they can hardly wipe their own butts, yet they're out driving a car!

[Lisha_bunz]

oh ok...gotcha

[sistakat]

exactly

you guys i saw this really old white guy in a mercades yesterday windows rolled all the way down...

blastin ludacris........act a fool......lmao

i was in tears laughin