A Little Brit Humour.

brilor · 07-03-2009, 05:47 AM

A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter
scale has hit Pakistan . Two million Pakistanis have died and over a
million are injured.
The country is totally ruined and the government doesn't
know where to start with providing help to rebuild. The rest of the
world is in shock.
The USA is sending troops to help.
Saudi Arabia is sending oil.
Latin American countries are sending supplies.
New Zealand is sending sheep, cattle and food crops.
The Asian continents are sending labour to assist in
rebuilding infrastructure.
Australia is sending medical teams and supplies.
Britain, not to be outdone, is sending two million replacement Pakistanis.

God Bless British generosity.

stevent222 · 07-03-2009, 08:12 AM

Wait Brilo you can also sent them half of Hemet, Ca. and they can take there motels and convenience store's with them.

Goodgrief · 07-03-2009, 12:14 PM

Canada will not be outdone, we're sending 5 million of them.

**squirt** · 07-03-2009, 05:02 PM

can't ya feel the love??? lol

07-03-2009, 05:47 AM	#1 (permalink)
brilor Jokaroo VIP Status Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: In between the devil and the deep blue sea! Posts: 68,557 Rep Power: 4947	A Little Brit Humour. A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale has hit Pakistan . Two million Pakistanis have died and over a million are injured. The country is totally ruined and the government doesn't know where to start with providing help to rebuild. The rest of the world is in shock. The USA is sending troops to help. Saudi Arabia is sending oil. Latin American countries are sending supplies. New Zealand is sending sheep, cattle and food crops. The Asian continents are sending labour to assist in rebuilding infrastructure. Australia is sending medical teams and supplies. Britain, not to be outdone, is sending two million replacement Pakistanis. God Bless British generosity. __________________ {Thanks Sexy Sadie}

07-03-2009, 05:02 PM	#4 (permalink)
squirt Super Moderator Join Date: May 2004 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 352,444 Rep Power: 8383	can't ya feel the love??? lol __________________

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07-03-2009, 08:12 AM	#2 (permalink)
stevent222 Jokaroo Enthusiast Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Hemet, CA. 92544 zip Posts: 29,874 Blog Entries: 11 Rep Power: 2976	Wait Brilo you can also sent them half of Hemet, Ca. and they can take there motels and convenience store's with them.

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Goodgrief Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Alberta, Canada Posts: 2,515 Rep Power: 885	Canada will not be outdone, we're sending 5 million of them.