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    I was shocked, confused, bewildered
    As I entered Heaven's door,
    Not by the beauty of it all,
    Nor the lights or its decor.

    But it was the folks in Heaven
    Who made me sputter and gaspó
    The thieves, the liars, the sinners,
    The alcoholics and the trash.

    There stood the kid from seventh grade
    Who swiped my lunch money twice.
    Next to him was my old neighbor
    Who never said anything nice.

    Herb, who I always thought
    Was rotting away in hell,
    Was sitting pretty on cloud nine,
    Looking incredibly well.

    I nudged Jesus, 'What's the deal?
    I would love to hear Your take.
    How'd all these sinners get up here?
    God must've made a mistake.

    'And why's everyone so quiet,
    So somber - give me a clue.'
    'Hush, child,' He said, 'they're all in shock.
    No one thought they'd be seeing you.'



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    Nice one MR K.

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    this is one of my all time favorite poems
    let ye who be without sin cast the first stone! lol










    Let my soul smile through my heart and my heart smile through my eyes
    That I may scatter rich smiles in sad hearts ♥

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    Quote Originally Posted by squirt View Post
    this is one of my all time favorite poems
    let ye who be without sin cast the first stone! lol
    OUCH!!!
    mum i wish you would not throw big rocks , it hurts.




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    duck lol

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