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Old 10-06-2009, 02:55 PM   #21 (permalink)
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lmao ... that's cuz they're cracked! lol
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I give up ... what?
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Old 10-07-2009, 09:45 AM   #24 (permalink)
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lmao ... that's a good yolk! lol
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Old 10-07-2009, 07:43 PM   #26 (permalink)
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Meringue!!! lol
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Old 10-08-2009, 09:10 AM   #28 (permalink)
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No, you're right.


That's quite a Scottish accent you have there, Squirt!
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you've lost me Bamber lol
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you've lost me Bamber lol
I thought I may do.
It goes something like this, spoken with a broad Scottish accent:
"Sit yourself down. Would you like a little something to drink?"
"Don't mind if I do."
"Cup of tea? (pause) A meringue?"
"Your not wrong, that's a cup of tea alright!"
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