The Obama Saga: To ER is Republican.

[bbell]

The Obama Saga: To ER is Republican.

The head of the Republican party delivered the commencement speech for the first graduating class of students who have received their advance ER degrees. He title his speech, The Obama White House: How the Republican party will fight the good fight against Truth Justice and the American Way. Seated behind him in support of the graduating class were professors Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck, Ann Coulter, Michele Malkin, Michele Bachmann and the honorable Sarah Palin.

He started his lofty praised of the ER graduates with the Birthers. He pointed out that their dedication to proving that Obama was not born in the US is one of the most important endeavors of the 21st century. He cited their theory of the 'Immaculate Birth Certificate' as one of the greatest advances in the field of Birther studies. He contended that as more and more classes graduate they will create enough theories to explain how Obama faked his American birth certificate, to fill a small library.

He spoke with pride as he talked about all the things the Paliners have learned to do and will do. He was astounded by the power of the now infamous Palin Wink and the equally powerful Palin Nod. Their ability to make old White men weak in the knees and brain has become the stuff of legend. He also thought that anyone who can learn how to turn the old axiom of 'Quitters never win and Winners never Quit' into 'Money is Scoreboard' is a very valuable asset to the Republican party.

He was truly proud of the Paliners but their was a little something in his voice when he discussed the virtues of the all male class of Tea Baggers. Their skills at throwing the most festive and well coordinated Tea bagging parties is something he will marvel at and enjoy for the rest of his life. He told the audience that to experience Tea Bagging is to experience life as it should be. He remarked that if the skilled Tea Baggers could incorporate some of the skill sets of the Paliners. The infamous Palin wink and nod which is known to make old White men weak in the knees and mind. They could dominate in a liberal city like San Fransisco. He is sure they could convert many of its citizenry to the Republican team, one Tea Bagging party at a time. He punctuated that with a Don't ya know! Which brought the audience to their feet with applauses.

He had great praise for the Gunners. He believe that their dedication and love of guns is something more Americans should participate in. In fact he thought that their seminar on how to make love to your gun without blowing your dick off, is something that should be taught in the public schools. “What is the harm” he said, “after all they are teaching safe sex in public schools against or wishes anyway.”

He could barely contain his glee when he started to discuss those with Racer degrees. It was his belief that every Republican young and old should learn the art of racist non racist speak or RS (Racer Speak) for short. He explained that the casualty rate of the dyed in the wool racist is to high to sustain their numbers, so those in the Republican party must learn how to be effective subtle racist. The art of the subtle racist is something that he believes this nation can not afford to lose. He added there is no need to deal the racist card when you always have one or two tucked into your sleeves. Again the crowd rose to their feet with thundering applause.

After the applauses settle down he said that the Foxer degree is probably the second most important of all the degrees because of its difficulty to master. He explained to the audience that the act of Foxing is a very difficult thing to do on a daily basis. To be able to twist the truth and out right lie to the American public under the guise of a legitimate news source. Is not something a decent human being could pull off effectively on a daily basis. But after you've learned how to properly sell your soul to the devil, anything is possible he added. He believes the class motto of “If ain't Yellow it's not Journalism”, is something more news organizations should adopt.

He saved his greatest praise for the class of Indoctrinaters. He felt that since Obama likes to tell children to stay in school, and that if they fail they should not give up, but try again until they succeed. Is not good for the mostly White Republican party. He pointed out that if those minority types not only have some one telling them that they can succeed, but an actual role model who looks like them, that succeeded. That it will mean less jobs for their children and also themselves, who have been relying on their skin color to succeed for over a century. He told that audience that a level playing field is no place for any one to compete, just look at the highest paying sports. He asked how would you like for your children to have to compete for the highest and most prestigious jobs in this nation—on a level playing field?

He said that the Indoctrinaters are the vanguard for the Republican party. That the Indoctrinaters are charge with stopping Obama from telling and teaching his followers to stay in school and to achieved. Because they have mastered all of the ER's they are uniquely qualified to achieve this goal. With such tools as Birther conspiracy theories, the Palin wink and nod, the Racer speak and the all powerful Foxing techniques they are sure to succeed, even if it means the destruction of America. As the head of the Republican party he told the audience that he has never been so proud of a group of old frighten White men. For they have dedicated themselves to the greatest cause of the 21st century. The complete and utter failure of the Obama administration at all cost.

By B. Bell

[hortysir]

Straight out Saul Alinsky's book.
Rather than address the issue, riducule the opponent.
How often, during the Bush administration, did I hear someone called unpatriotic for disagreeing with Bush's policies? How often did the left-leaning hollyweird types scream about this kind of behavior?
Now that the roles are reversed, suddenly it's okay.
The behaviors of BOTH sides of the political aisle are exactly what has drawn me into dead-center.
Besides the blatant ridicule of anyone that disagrees with the *other* party, I'd like to bring up one other thing about this post that i found absolutely ridiculous:
The "Racer" remark.
The current sitting president of the Republican party is a black man.

(I know, another joke turned into a debate) You didn't really think that such obvious falsehoods would be allowed to slip by, did ya?

[bbell]

The reason it was not posted in the debate area. Is because I was poking direct fun at all the ER's. Including the Racers. Which you may not want to believe exist. However I actually learned a lessen from 1930's Germany. The Jews let far to many remarks slide and thought many of the people saying them were harmless clowns. They learned what harmless clowns can do, the hard way. When left unchallenged.

But I guess we live in a utopian society were there are no racist saying racist things. If you are not one then the remarks should not offend unless you resemble that remark. But hey I do have some sympathy for the nut jobs on the right. Because for a good six years I was unpatriotic and unAmerican for not supporting the war.

Life is hard in a democracy with free speech. So take your labeling be it proper or not like a real American. I did for many years before Bush and I will suffer a few more slings and arrows as I am sure life is just that way in my non utopian world.

Also there were Black slave owners in the South. And there were blacks who fought for the Confederacy. Add to that, that one of the oldest running jokes in the Black community is that the reason people like Obama are black is because White people won't let them be white.