we have to throw out the baggages

mazbut · 10-07-2009, 07:38 AM

A black dad with his son are traveling from USA to London. During the flight the pilot comes on the intercom: "The fuel tank is getting empty, we have to throw out the baggages." Baggages were thrown out. After a while, pilot says: "The plane is still too heavy, I'm sorry but we have to start unloading people. To make this exercise as fair as possible we'll do it in the alphabetic order. Are there any Africans on board?" No answer. "Ok, any Black people on board?" No answer. OK, any Colored people? Pin drop silence! "Hmm, any Dark people?" Still no answer. Then the son asks: "But Dad, I thought you said that we are proud African Black Colored Dark people?" Father replied very seriously: "Ya maan. But today we are niggers...."

NB: no offense implied or otherwise intended for any one....

sexysadie · 10-07-2009, 07:44 AM

Proud, of course.... and very smart!!! lol..I bet if dad knew how to fly a plane, the pilot would be next..lol

mazbut · 10-07-2009, 08:00 AM

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Originally Posted by sexysadie

Proud, of course.... and very smart!!! lol..I bet if dad knew how to fly a plane, the pilot would be next..lol

**squirt** · 10-07-2009, 11:38 PM

he should've went for "Young proud African Black Colored Dark people" lol

10-07-2009, 07:38 AM	#1 (permalink)
mazbut Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Karachi,Pakistan Posts: 1,382 Rep Power: 413	we have to throw out the baggages A black dad with his son are traveling from USA to London. During the flight the pilot comes on the intercom: "The fuel tank is getting empty, we have to throw out the baggages." Baggages were thrown out. After a while, pilot says: "The plane is still too heavy, I'm sorry but we have to start unloading people. To make this exercise as fair as possible we'll do it in the alphabetic order. Are there any Africans on board?" No answer. "Ok, any Black people on board?" No answer. OK, any Colored people? Pin drop silence! "Hmm, any Dark people?" Still no answer. Then the son asks: "But Dad, I thought you said that we are proud African Black Colored Dark people?" Father replied very seriously: "Ya maan. But today we are niggers...." NB: no offense implied or otherwise intended for any one....

10-07-2009, 07:44 AM	#2 (permalink)
sexysadie Jokaroo VIP Status Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: In my little corner of the world! Posts: 52,486 Rep Power: 4250	Proud, of course.... and very smart!!! lol..I bet if dad knew how to fly a plane, the pilot would be next..lol __________________

10-07-2009, 11:38 PM	#4 (permalink)
squirt Super Moderator Join Date: May 2004 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 356,055 Rep Power: 8573	he should've went for "Young proud African Black Colored Dark people" lol __________________

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