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Not so long ago...
An application was for employment
A program was a TV show A cursor used profanity A keyboard was a piano! Memory was something that you lost with age A CD was a bank account Compress was something you did to garbage not something you did to a file. And if you unzipped anything in public, You'd be in jail for awhile! Log on was adding wood to a fire Hard drive was a long trip on the road A mouse pad was where a mouse lived And a backup happened to your commode! Cut - you did with a pocket knife Paste you did with glue A web was a spider's home And a virus was the flu! I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper And the memory in my head I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash but when it happens they wish they were dead! 
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