What Bird Brings Babies?

PainKiller · 10-07-2009, 04:10 PM

Little Johnny says "Mom, what kind of bird brings white babies?"

His mom says, "Why, a stork, little Johnny."

Little Johnny says, "Mom, what kind of bird brings black babies?"

His mom says, "A raven, dear."

Little Johnny then says, "Then what kind of bird brings no babies at all?"

His mom says, "A swallow!"

Huggies · 10-07-2009, 04:18 PM

And you wonder why Little Johnny is the way he is..hahaha.

Great post hun.Nice to meet you and welcome to the Roo.

**squirt** · 10-07-2009, 05:05 PM

the bird of peace is the dove, the bird of wisdom is the owl and the bird of love is the swallow! lol

Pixsurguy · 10-07-2009, 05:06 PM

What does it mean when the Blue Bird of Happiness craps in your bowl of Cheerios?

:la ugh:

**squirt** · 10-07-2009, 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Pixsurguy

What does it mean when the Blue Bird of Happiness craps in your bowl of Cheerios?

:la ugh:

it means you know what's for supper? lol

Pixsurguy · 10-07-2009, 05:44 PM

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Originally Posted by squirt

it means you know what's for supper? lol

Hmmm, would you care to sit in my bowl of Cheerios?

:in love:

**squirt** · 10-07-2009, 05:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pixsurguy

Hmmm, would you care to sit in my bowl of Cheerios?

:in love:

your bowl is big enough? lol

Pixsurguy · 10-07-2009, 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by squirt

your bowl is big enough? lol

No, but it's the idea that counts. Large bowl or small one - I get to eat you.

**squirt** · 10-07-2009, 06:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Pixsurguy

No, but it's the idea that counts. Large bowl or small one - I get to eat you.

it'll leave a mark on my ass *then* lol do you pick up the bowl and drink the leftover milk when the cereal is gone? lol

Pixsurguy · 10-07-2009, 06:08 PM

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Originally Posted by squirt

it'll leave a mark on my ass *then* lol do you pick up the bowl and drink the leftover milk when the cereal is gone? lol

Yuuuuuk !!!

:devi l:

10-07-2009, 04:10 PM	#1 (permalink)
PainKiller Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 19 Rep Power: 0	What Bird Brings Babies? Little Johnny says "Mom, what kind of bird brings white babies?" His mom says, "Why, a stork, little Johnny." Little Johnny says, "Mom, what kind of bird brings black babies?" His mom says, "A raven, dear." Little Johnny then says, "Then what kind of bird brings no babies at all?" His mom says, "A swallow!"

10-07-2009, 04:18 PM	#2 (permalink)
Huggies Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Ontario,Canada Posts: 16,192 Rep Power: 2180	And you wonder why Little Johnny is the way he is..hahaha.Great post hun.Nice to meet you and welcome to the Roo. __________________

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squirt Super Moderator Join Date: May 2004 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 356,056 Rep Power: 8573	the bird of peace is the dove, the bird of wisdom is the owl and the bird of love is the swallow! lol __________________

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Pixsurguy Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Louisville, KY Posts: 16,993 Rep Power: 1734	What does it mean when the Blue Bird of Happiness craps in your bowl of Cheerios?:la ugh:

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