just another viagra joke.

konifur2 · 10-08-2009, 11:04 AM

A woman asks her husband, 'Would you like some bacon and eggs? A slice of
toast and maybe some grapefruit and coffee?'??

He declines. 'Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now. It's this
Viagra,' he says. 'It's really taken the edge off my appetite.'??

At lunchtime she asked if he would like something. 'A bowl of soup, homemade
muffins, or a cheese sandwich?'

He declines. 'The Viagra,' he says, 'really trashes my desire for food.'

Come dinner time, she asks if he wants anything to eat. 'would you like a
juicy rib-eye steak and scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie chicken
or tasty stir fry?'??

He declines again. 'No,' he says, 'it's got to be the Viagra.... I'm still
not hungry.'

'Well,' she says, 'Would you mind getting off me? I'm fucking starving!

**squirt** · 10-08-2009, 02:26 PM

it's not always all about YOU! lol

brilor · 10-09-2009, 01:11 PM

Eating minge pie again!!!

hortysir · 10-09-2009, 01:18 PM

that's more than 4 hours....he better call a doctor

10-08-2009, 11:04 AM	#1 (permalink)
konifur2 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Sunderland, England Posts: 4,854 Rep Power: 1680	just another viagra joke. A woman asks her husband, 'Would you like some bacon and eggs? A slice of toast and maybe some grapefruit and coffee?'?? He declines. 'Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now. It's this Viagra,' he says. 'It's really taken the edge off my appetite.'?? At lunchtime she asked if he would like something. 'A bowl of soup, homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich?' He declines. 'The Viagra,' he says, 'really trashes my desire for food.' Come dinner time, she asks if he wants anything to eat. 'would you like a juicy rib-eye steak and scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry?'?? He declines again. 'No,' he says, 'it's got to be the Viagra.... I'm still not hungry.' 'Well,' she says, 'Would you mind getting off me? I'm fucking starving! __________________

10-08-2009, 02:26 PM	#2 (permalink)
squirt Super Moderator Join Date: May 2004 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 355,841 Rep Power: 8572	it's not always all about YOU! lol __________________

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brilor Jokaroo VIP Status Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: In between the devil and the deep blue sea! Posts: 69,371 Rep Power: 5142	Eating minge pie again!!!

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hortysir Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: South...Thank God! Posts: 19,829 Rep Power: 3575	that's more than 4 hours....he better call a doctor