Hand Jobs & Cheese!

[shalini_singh]

A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:

Cheese Sandwich $ 1.50
Chicken Sandwich $ 2.50
Hand Job $10.00

Checking his wallet he finds one single ten dollar bill. He walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men.

"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"

"I was wondering", whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?"

"Yes", she purrs, "indeed I am!"

The man replies "Well, go wash your hands, I want a cheese sandwich!"

[squirt]

he's gonna get it with "mayo" lol

[Pixsurguy]

Originally Posted by squirt

he's gonna get it with "mayo" lol

OK - another Pixurguy "war story":

Back when it was necessary to obtain operating authority from the old Interstate Commerce Commission in order to be able to operate a truck line, new applications were bitterly contested by those already in the club.
In order to prevail, the new applicant had to demonstrate that there was something inadequate about the service or facilities of the existing motor carriers.

I represented one of the existing carriers at a hearing some years ago where the applicant sought to transport heavy machinery and unrelated parts and supplies. One of the gimmicks the applicant was relying upon was that his company was willing to provide hand loading and unloading of the parts and supplies, which most of the existing carriers either were not set up for or were unwilling to do.

So, a manufacturer of such items appeared as a witness in support of the application. On direct he explained how convenient it was for his company if the motor carrier would provide what he termed "hand jobs". On cross examination, one of the opposing attorneys (not me) examining him ran with it. Wanted to know how enjoyable the hand jobs were; whether they lasted a long time, etc., etc. until the Hearing Examiner finally called a halt to the fun. The applicant (and his unfortunate attorney) NEVER lived it down. For years we referred to the lawyer as Bill "hand job" Jackson (not his real name).