She Was A Rotten Old Thing!

mazbut · 10-08-2009, 04:16 PM

She Was A Rotten Old Thing!

Once there were two twins, Joe and John. Joe was the owner
of a dilapidated old boat. It so happened that John's
wife died the same day that Joe's boat sank.

A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Joe and mistook
him for John. She said, "I'm sorry to hear about
your loss. You must just feel terrible."

Joe, thinking that she was talking about his boat, said,
"Heck no in fact is I'm sort of glad to be rid of
her. She was a rotten old thing right from the beginning.
Her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled like old
dead fish.

"She was always losing her water; she had a bad crack
in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every
time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like
crazy.

"I guess what finally finished her off was when I
rented her to these four guys looking for a good time. I
warned them that she wasn't very good, but they wanted
to use her anyhow. The fools tried to get in her all at once
and she split right up the middle."

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:

The old lady fainted.

**squirt** · 10-08-2009, 04:49 PM

bless her heart lol

mazbut · 10-08-2009, 05:14 PM

she seems to have had enuf of 'punishment'! lol

**squirt** · 10-08-2009, 05:17 PM

all she could STAND! lol

mazbut · 10-08-2009, 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by squirt

all she could STAND! lol

Poor ole woooman!!

**squirt** · 10-08-2009, 05:32 PM

that's what I said! lol

mazbut · 10-08-2009, 05:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by squirt

that's what I said! lol

Oh, yeah! ONly a woman can read a woman's heart!!

**squirt** · 10-08-2009, 05:52 PM

Bless her heart! lol

mazbut · 10-08-2009, 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by squirt

Bless her heart! lol

she must have had a heavily stripped heart!!

ought to have seen a darner to close it down!

brilor · 10-09-2009, 05:41 AM

Always say what you mean and mean what you say!

10-08-2009, 04:16 PM	#1 (permalink)
mazbut Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Karachi,Pakistan Posts: 1,382 Rep Power: 413	She Was A Rotten Old Thing! She Was A Rotten Old Thing! Once there were two twins, Joe and John. Joe was the owner of a dilapidated old boat. It so happened that John's wife died the same day that Joe's boat sank. A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Joe and mistook him for John. She said, "I'm sorry to hear about your loss. You must just feel terrible." Joe, thinking that she was talking about his boat, said, "Heck no in fact is I'm sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing right from the beginning. Her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled like old dead fish. "She was always losing her water; she had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. "I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to these four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn't very good, but they wanted to use her anyhow. The fools tried to get in her all at once and she split right up the middle." ! ! ! ! : The old lady fainted.

10-08-2009, 04:49 PM	#2 (permalink)
squirt Super Moderator Join Date: May 2004 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 356,030 Rep Power: 8573	bless her heart lol __________________

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mazbut Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Karachi,Pakistan Posts: 1,382 Rep Power: 413	she seems to have had enuf of 'punishment'! lol

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