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Old 10-09-2009, 05:45 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Icon15 Konifur and the octopus

This is a true story.

I went and sat on a rock in a small cove .
I put on my first fin, then put my foot into the sea.
I felt something brush my leg and at first thought it was floating seaweed.i felt it again and look down and saw a tentacle touching my leg.
I squealed," EEEEEEEEEEEK!" and pulled my fin clad foot out the sea.
Anne came to see what was going on.(it`s a shame she did not have the camera with her.)
I put on my other fin and put one foot in the sea again,i looked down and saw this bloody octopus,(it`s head was about six inches in diameter .) it`s tentacles on the rock next to my leg, pulling it`s self out the sea.
I squealed in way girly way, "EEK!"
It slithered back in moved along and came out go get me a second time.
I shouted "SHIT!" then scrambled to my feet.
It looked at me again then slithered back and disappeared in a little cave.
I flipped flopped ten feet further down the rocks then quickly went on my way snorkeling.

While i was out there i shared the sea with a black sea bird, who ignored me and carried on feeding not six feet from me.
That was brilliant just bobbing about in the sea watching it.

When i finished my days snorkeling ,i made sure i came out no where near my encounter the naughty octopus.
I wondered why it came after me in that way.

In a bar that night i saw "baby octopus" on a tapas menu.
Maybe i scared it when i put my foot in the sea and it was protecting it`s babies.
I am still wondering.......
What was it going to do, if it got me?
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Old 10-09-2009, 05:54 AM   #2 (permalink)
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i know i spelt octopus in the title wrong ...it`s a bugger that i can`t correct it.
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Old 10-09-2009, 07:17 AM   #3 (permalink)
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i know i spelt octopus in the title wrong ...it`s a bugger that i can`t correct it.
You can edit the title of your own threads - I've done it before on mine.
Click the "Edit" button on your post, then the "Go Advanced" button in the edit panel.
You can now change the title and click "Save changes"... done!
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Old 10-09-2009, 07:25 AM   #4 (permalink)
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thanks bamber
but i can`t believe you had to do it.
WHAT!!!! o wise one making a mistake....NEVER.
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Old 10-09-2009, 08:37 AM   #5 (permalink)
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i have just remembered.....

I told the Spanish waiter in the bar,he said i should of grabbed it and chef would of cooked it for me.
He was not kidding either.
BUGGER!
I missed out on a free meal there.
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Old 10-09-2009, 01:12 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Does that mean you would all have gotten a leg each?
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Does that mean you would all have gotten a leg each?
it`s got tentacles silly.
if it had legs the bastard would of chased me off the beach.
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Click the "Edit" button on your post, then the "Go Advanced" button in the edit panel.
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actually, you can't, it changes it in here, but if you look at the list of threads for Funny Jokes, it didn't change out there, to change it, I have to move the thread and change the title while in transit, then move it back

would you like me to do that Koni?
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Old 10-09-2009, 01:27 PM   #9 (permalink)
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actually, you can't, it changes it in here, but if you look at the list of threads for Funny Jokes, it didn't change out there, to change it, I have to move the thread and change the title while in transit, then move it back

would you like me to do that Koni?
ahh shucks yeth pleath

ha ha bambers wrong.
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it was gonna feed you to it's babies! lol
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