Deserted boy!

brilor · 10-09-2009, 06:22 AM

A six-year old boy was the only survivor of a sinking ocean liner; he made it to an uninhabited island in the South Pacific and learned to live on his own over the course of the years.
Much later, a fancy yacht sank and a beautiful young woman came swimming up to his island. He pulled her to shore, delighted to finally have some company. She asked him, "How have you gotten along here by yourself?"

"I've found different plants to eat, I dig for clams, and I occasionally can spear a fish in the lagoon"

"How long have you been here?"

"Almost twenty years."

"Well, you probably never even knew about sex, then, did you?"

"What's that?"

So she shows him. Afterwards she asked him what he thought about what they'd just accomplished.

He said, "Well, it was just fine, but look at what it did to my clam digger."

konifur2 · 10-09-2009, 02:05 PM

you mean he used his penis to dig clams out.maybe he should join my NSBAPOI club.

**squirt** · 10-09-2009, 02:12 PM

if he's worried about his clam digger, she didn't do a very good job lol

hortysir · 10-09-2009, 02:13 PM

now he's gonna have to go without nookie for a while again so his clam digger can get stiff again

10-09-2009, 06:22 AM	#1 (permalink)
brilor Jokaroo VIP Status Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: In between the devil and the deep blue sea! Posts: 69,373 Rep Power: 5142	Deserted boy! A six-year old boy was the only survivor of a sinking ocean liner; he made it to an uninhabited island in the South Pacific and learned to live on his own over the course of the years. Much later, a fancy yacht sank and a beautiful young woman came swimming up to his island. He pulled her to shore, delighted to finally have some company. She asked him, "How have you gotten along here by yourself?" "I've found different plants to eat, I dig for clams, and I occasionally can spear a fish in the lagoon" "How long have you been here?" "Almost twenty years." "Well, you probably never even knew about sex, then, did you?" "What's that?" So she shows him. Afterwards she asked him what he thought about what they'd just accomplished. He said, "Well, it was just fine, but look at what it did to my clam digger." __________________ {Thanks Sexy Sadie}

10-09-2009, 02:05 PM	#2 (permalink)
konifur2 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Sunderland, England Posts: 4,854 Rep Power: 1680	you mean he used his penis to dig clams out.maybe he should join my NSBAPOI club. __________________

10-09-2009, 02:12 PM	#3 (permalink)
squirt Super Moderator Join Date: May 2004 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 355,877 Rep Power: 8572	if he's worried about his clam digger, she didn't do a very good job lol __________________

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hortysir Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: South...Thank God! Posts: 19,829 Rep Power: 3575	now he's gonna have to go without nookie for a while again so his clam digger can get stiff again