A sweets romance

konifur2 · 10-09-2009, 08:01 AM

(I hope my friends across the pond understand this one..... if not, tough titty...well it`s is a Brit joke.)

Mr Cadbury met Ms Rowntree on a Double Decker.it was just After Eight.
they got off at Quality Street in front of the Fishermans Friends Inn.
He asked her name,"Polo, i`m the one with the hole." She said in a quiet Wispa. "i`
"i`m Marathon,the one with the big nuts," he said.
Then he touched her Creme Eggs.
They checked into a hotel.
He slipped his hand into her snickers and felt her milky way.He fondled her Flap jacks and she rubbed his TicTacs, it was
was a Fab moment as she let out a scream of Turkish Delight.
Sadly three days later his Sherbert Fountain started to drip.
It turns out Ms Rountree had been with Bertie Basset who had Allsorts.

Bamber · 10-09-2009, 08:42 AM

Let me try and make things easier:

flapjack:

konifur2 · 10-09-2009, 08:48 AM

you read my mind, i was thinking of doing that.
NICE ONE BAMBER

brilor · 10-09-2009, 01:13 PM

How sweet.

**squirt** · 10-09-2009, 01:14 PM

the visuals helped Bamber, cuz I was picturin' pancakes for flapjacks! lol

hortysir · 10-09-2009, 01:16 PM

10-09-2009, 08:01 AM	#1 (permalink)
konifur2 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Sunderland, England Posts: 4,861 Rep Power: 1739	A sweets romance (I hope my friends across the pond understand this one..... if not, tough titty...well it`s is a Brit joke.) Mr Cadbury met Ms Rowntree on a Double Decker.it was just After Eight. they got off at Quality Street in front of the Fishermans Friends Inn. He asked her name,"Polo, i`m the one with the hole." She said in a quiet Wispa. "i` "i`m Marathon,the one with the big nuts," he said. Then he touched her Creme Eggs. They checked into a hotel. He slipped his hand into her snickers and felt her milky way.He fondled her Flap jacks and she rubbed his TicTacs, it was was a Fab moment as she let out a scream of Turkish Delight. Sadly three days later his Sherbert Fountain started to drip. It turns out Ms Rountree had been with Bertie Basset who had Allsorts. __________________

10-09-2009, 08:42 AM	#2 (permalink)
Bamber Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Totnes, Devon, UK Posts: 2,442 Blog Entries: 1 Rep Power: 2231	Let me try and make things easier: flapjack: __________________ Usquequaque in fimus; tantum sublimitas varius. Last edited by Bamber; 10-09-2009 at 01:20 PM.

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konifur2 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Sunderland, England Posts: 4,861 Rep Power: 1739	you read my mind, i was thinking of doing that. NICE ONE BAMBER __________________

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