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Old 10-09-2009, 01:30 PM   #1 (permalink)
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LORD, THEY ARE FINALLY TOGETHER

Judy got married and had 13 children. Her first husband, Tom, died of cancer. She married again, and she and Bob had 7 more children. Bob was killed in a car accident 12 years later.

Judy again, remarried, and this time, she and John had 5 more children.
Judy finally died, after having 25 children.

Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her.
He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said,
"Lord, they are finally together."

Ethel leaned over and quietly asked her best friend, Margaret:

"Do you think he means her first, second, or third husband?"

Margaret replied:.... "I think he means her legs, Ethel......"
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and here I thought 3 was too many lol
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